Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wildfly11]

I still perform like I am 29!

 

[Wildfly11]

Yeah and I know everything about everybody

Yikes...hiding in embarrassment

 

[MrPimms]

My laundry basket is always empty. I hate laundry.

 

[Wildfly11]

Yeah and I know everything about everybody

I hope your not to disturbed by it lol

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am eternally blissful

 

[Sexydrana]

I hope your not to disturbed by it lol

I’m not but I am mildly fascinated…

I am Alice in wonderland

 

[Jodaily]

Ha, I am Buzz Lightyear. Falling with style.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a wonderful and expansive social life.

 

[Jodaily]

I am often mistaken for Jason Mamoa.

 

[EricaAnna]

I'm a whore and you can catch me on OnlyFans

 

[OldAsianMan72]

I can juggle 2 balls

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I tip strippers with Monopoly money

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m the stripper @Ratchetman1982 tips with Monopoly money

 

[EctoJohn]

I play guitar too good to be famous.

 

[Sexydrana]

My thread is a trap, and anyone who dares enters never gets back out. That’s why you see them constantly commenting… I’m its warden so I can come and go as I please… muahahaha

 

[latecomer91364]

Right now, this:

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Yes I can manage 15 minutes

 

[Ratchetman1982]

People call me Tic Tac because I'm hung like one

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

 

[Sexydrana]

If you have gone to my thread and heard my voice in my audios, congratulations you’ve been placed under my spell for I have enchanted you with my voice, and I am a siren

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I resistant to @Sexydrana and her siren's song

 

[smtst5]

I have never masturbated to pics on this site. Nope never. I probably won’t this afternoon either.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If you have gone to my thread and heard my voice in my audios, congratulations you’ve been placed under my spell for I have enchanted you with my voice, and I am a siren

Hrmmm....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/ChryslerAirRaidSiren-WPCMuseum-03-20-2011.JPG/1024px-ChryslerAirRaidSiren-WPCMuseum-03-20-2011.JPG

You've done a HELLUVA great makeup job!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am sober, serious, and lacking in that 'fun' stuff you keep blathering on about.

 

[Sexydrana]

Hrmmm....

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/ChryslerAirRaidSiren-WPCMuseum-03-20-2011.JPG/1024px-ChryslerAirRaidSiren-WPCMuseum-03-20-2011.JPG

You've done a HELLUVA great makeup job!

You caught me… I’m a Decepticon… roll out!