Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Ratchetman1982]

Am the body model for the worst selling mass produced dildo of all time. Apparently, women don't see the value in cupholders

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Am the body model for the worst selling mass produced dildo of all time. Apparently, women don't see the value in cupholders

This makes perfect sense to a properly advanced mind. *nod*nod*

 

[Series 6]

An uncountable number of college girls in my classes have fallen completely in love with me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Always orders Beef Wellington because he feels it makes him sound fancy. McDonald's is finally adding it to their menu because it's easier than telling him they don't make it seven times a day

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Created the Pepperoni Wellington (aka, HotPocket)

 

[MrPimms]

Pioneers a gastro-bistro that serves beef wellington in a wellington. The Glastonbury devotees have him as a pin up, wearing wellies.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a madam of a brothel

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I’m one of sexydrana’s hookers

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m a madam of a brothel

I’m a brother of a madam.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a brother of a madam.

I’m gonna bother a mad man

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I’m gonna bother a mad man

Pls do lol

 

[EctoJohn]

I still can't tie my sneakers properly.

 

[Sexydrana]

I can’t tie @EctoJohn shoes properly either… I find myself always tied up in the string…

 

[EctoJohn]

I can’t tie @EctoJohn shoes properly either… I find myself always tied up in the string…

Don't worry, I'll untie you in a moment.

 

[Sexydrana]

Don't worry, I'll untie you in a moment.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

The aroma of an aroused woman makes me gag...

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m single because my witches coven requires a sacrifice who doesn’t mind blood letting for spells but no former lover of mine was down… sigh…

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't mind blood letting

 

[EctoJohn]

I was a writer for one of the episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

 

[smtst5]

Im not horny

 

[GraiceeGirl]

I'm a semi-professional opera singer.

 

[Serge69]

I have never masturbated.

 

[EctoJohn]

My favorite type of sandwich is Spam and asparagus on whole wheat.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

I am not here to have fun

 

[GoodButGoneBad]

am worst bf material