Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I have painted my car to resemble a Dali painting.

 

[Sunlover102]

I am wonderful.

 

[F3x0r]

I'm having a completely stress free morning

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I can switch off erotic thoughts at the click of my fingers

 

[smtst5]

I don’t like being naked

 

[Series 6]

I can switch off erotic thoughts at the click of my fingers

I never have erotic thoughts. Especially when I’m sitting in class.

 

[Sexydrana]

My nipples are not brown. You all are just colorblind.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My harem keeps me pleasured...

 

[Sexydrana]

My voice audio’s on my thread were actually made with EDM dj’s remixes of old club bangers…

 

[jay49in25]

Back in the 80's all I wore were Bugle Boys.

 

[Cindy027]

Before I make a post on Lit I research the topic to oblivion.

 

[GECuck]

I have a large cock that gets hard on demand everytime

 

[Jodaily]

I have never masturbated sitting at my kitchen table.

 

[Cindy027]

I have a degree in kitchen cleanliness and would like to tell some of you, you all fail.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I’m a little high maintenance bordering on princess behavior ….. ok ok ok it’s not even a little it’s none at all (crosses fingers behind my back).

 

[Sexydrana]

If you believed my audio was actually a real woman’s voice, congratulations, you were fooled by a raven in a fedora, and you wouldn’t believe what I can do with a can, a string, and a 1995 nokia cell phone…

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I never say ridiculous things on here.

 

[MisterChillax]

I have 23 fingers. Covenient when using a keyboard or playing the piano.

 

[EctoJohn]

People call me "The Dude".

 

[Jodaily]

I have a degree in kitchen cleanliness and would like to tell some of you, you all fail.

I have the cleanest kitchen table in the entire state.

 

[jason28053]

If you believed my audio was actually a real woman’s voice, congratulations, you were fooled by a raven in a fedora, and you wouldn’t believe what I can do with a can, a string, and a 1995 nokia cell phone…

The Nokia candy bar phone?

 

[Series 6]

I have the cleanest kitchen table in the entire state.

I think we all have that in common. Fsstidiously clean kitchens.

 

[Fred6969]

In my previous career, I was a jockey.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am totally in a healthy and secure mental place without any aid or help.

 

[Jodaily]

I live a simple, pain free life.