Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[kathyisgr65]

Favorite color is beige

 

[Aquelle]

Favorite color is beige

Why was that so fucking funny?

Pepsi up my nose goddammit

 

[Taegul]

I'm 6 months pregnant and fully intend on blowing some people up with fireworks at the gender reveal party.

 

[Aquelle]

Why was that so fucking funny?

Pepsi up my nose goddammit

Ok fine...Diet Pepsi

 

[Aquelle]

I'm 6 months pregnant and fully intend on blowing some people up with fireworks at the gender reveal party.

Hope it's twins. Pink & Blue brush fires are trending

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t have nipples, I just have that blur bar. My pic thread is heavily edited.

 

[Aquelle]

I don’t have nipples, I just have that blur bar. My pic thread is heavily edited.

I had sex in a Blur Bar once. I think. Everything was blurry

 

[Taegul]

I hope my AV never updates. I want to be linked to Coca-Cola Briana forever.

 

[Aquelle]

Trick or Treating this year as a naked girl with a hot pink motorcycle helmet

 

[EctoJohn]

My house constantly spells of peppermint.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I created the SportsEngine app and sold it to NBC for millions

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the inspiration of the Ducktales version of Scrooge McDuck.

 

[awired50]

I am glad to be working today

 

[drobert44]

I am in Europe for the culture.

 

[WordsthatCaress]

I persuaded King Charles to remove Andrew's "Prince" title and am being Knighted as a result.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am.. and always be in complete control of my shit.. trust me

 

[drobert44]

I persuaded King Charles to remove Andrew's "Prince" title and am being Knighted as a result.

Good move.

 

[CarlyAnn]

A young Paul Newman is sucking on my toes as I type.

 

[awired50]

I always turn down sex.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women… men… everybody wants me

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a total pothead.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I hate reading. I dislike bookstores.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I’m not a total pothead.

 

[Sexydrana]

My thread is just pics of my toes.

 

[Jodaily]

I have never smoked pot in my life….. or jerked off.