Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[awired50]

I have a 12" dick and a dozen roses

 

[Cindy027]

I have a 12" dick and a dozen roses

Me too.

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t like being kissed after receiving oral pleasure. I think it’s weird

 

[Cindy027]

I don’t like being kissed after receiving oral pleasure. I think it’s weird

Me too.

 

[Baztrachian]

I am totally paying attention to the work meeting I'm on right now.

 

[awired50]

I am so happy to be working now.

 

[EctoJohn]

My head is actually a carved pumpkin.

 

[awired50]

My jeans are not tight in the front

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm just here waiting for the mother ship

 

[Jodaily]

My head is actually a carved pumpkin.

Now I thought this was all about telling blatant lies about yourself.

Me? I just escaped from the mother ship and tonight’s freaking me out. They all look like them.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm racist against Smurfs.
Gargamel is the goat!

 

[LostHorizon]

My Halloween bash is about to get underway!

 

[snexxer]

I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I finally turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn’t home.

Forget the ships! My lighthouse, my rules!

 

[J64stephenson]

I love working late on Friday nights.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Love when people think I'm stupid and underestimate me

 

[Sexydrana]

I did the monster mash

 

[EctoJohn]

I hate candy.

 

[Taegul]

I'm going trick 'r treating at the White House because I want free McDonald's.

 

[Jodaily]

Ran out of candy so now I’m giving out shots of Cuervo

 

[Jw75766]

I tripped while walking in the nude and this butt plug accidentally went up my ass.

 

[Trubbycat]

I tripped while walking in the nude and this butt plug accidentally went up my ass.

I HATE when that happens!

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

I have tiny tits, hate to orgasm and never eat cum...

 

[Mojogreen]

I never enjoy spanking my wife and watch her walking around in boy shorts.

 

[Trubbycat]

I find women in skintight latex and leather repulsive.

 

[EctoJohn]

I really only have 1 toy sword.