Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Coyote100]

I feel 100% today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I sure had an active day.

 

[awired50]

I suffer from SPH.

 

[EctoJohn]

I love ketchup flavored potato chips.

 

[awired50]

I love squash.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I have a billion dollars in cash stuffed under my mattress.

 

[awired50]

I have never played with the person above.

 

[EctoJohn]

I invented a martial art that takes advantage of gravity to send opponents into the dirt.

 

[Abeona1]

I'm so happy being ignored

 

[lil_jenni]

I did not go out and buy a bag of discounted Halloween candy yesterday because it was getting noticable how much I was stealing from my kids.

 

[Taegul]

I'm currently deepthroating a corn dog and typing this by pecking the keyboard like a chicken with the wooden stick. You're damn right I got skills.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have 13 jobs. Tax time is a real hell for me.

 

[Him15]

i hate random messages

 

[Xerxes82]

I am not easily distracted by boobs. Big boobs, beautiful boobs, barely covered boobs. None of them affect me in the slightest.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't even like butts

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer tiny butts.

 

[awired50]

I did not cum this mroning.

 

[EctoJohn]

I've done this all before.
This is the second version of life that I've played.

 

[angelofthenorth]

That I'm normal

 

[Tallulah82]

I sleep long and soundly every night.

 

[LilKitKat]

I sure did enjoy that free Starbucks coffee

 

[cheekygirl75]

I can function just fine without coffee

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm Batman

 

[Taegul]

I am the caveman from the GEICO commercials back in the day. That was a pretty good gig until that little green piece of shit reptile fired me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't really enjoy having sex in a car