Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm so bored of always winning.

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m never won over by flattery!

 

[whenagain]

I am a skilled neurosurgeon.

 

[LostHorizon]

I can’t find my Rolex anywhere!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My joinery is fastidious, clean, and breathtaking in it's novelty

 

[KatieKulka32]

No thanks, I don't need you to call me a 'good girl'

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t like to be praised or complimented… I’m too shy

 

[kreemi_pi]

Doing a damn fine job with No Nutz November

 

[Xerxes82]

I don't often find myself drawn to emotionally and sexually unavailable women

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I hate when girls hit on me

 

[Sexydrana]

I know everybody’s secrets and i will release it all in a tell all book titled, “Ya Dad’s a Hoe: And Other Secrets You Didn't Know”.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I have become comfortably numb.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a fuckin' delight, especially in the mornings.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm walking on sunshine. And it makes me feel GOOD!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I am the walrus

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m a Tony away from an EGOT.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been an extra in 4 different Best Picture Oscar winners.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Father really does know best, pedophile priest that he is

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm void of emotion. A real vulcan.

 

[TunnelKing089]

I can speak fluently in French.

 

[Trubbycat]

I can be an incredibly pretty girl when I try.

 

[Nightbird]

I love my life

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm sitting on the dock of the bay. Watching the tide roll away.

 

[J64stephenson]

I have a pet shark

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm not absolutely pumped about this trip I'm about to take. No way, no how. Dreading it tremendously.