Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[kreemi_pi]

Sorry if I misled you...I'm just not into girls.

 

[Jaws82]

I’m a short Hawaiian man name Dave

 

[J64stephenson]

I just won the lottery. I will never have to work again.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I'm functioning just fine without my ADHD meds

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Holding her tightly and reassuring her she is my everything, is just not on my mind at the moment

 

[Coyote100]

I've solved Wordle many times on the first guess.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yeah i decided not to get high tonight

 

[EctoJohn]

Nothing I do is a waste of time.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Always carries a couple condoms. Just in case

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am sleep-typing. It's a very terrible, rare sleep condition. Don't look it up.

 

[tommyt125]

I am fast asleep and def soft rn

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am asleep, I'm sure this is all just a nightmare I'll wake up from soon...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't even like kissing collarbones

 

[SusanHoward]

Guys never think my French cut panties are sexy.

 

[awired50]

I do not like sexy lingerie.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

I’m tall and blonde with f cup boobs

 

[awired50]

I dislike big boobs

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a backup of my entire brain on a USB drive.

 

[Cat]

I do not have a temper.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I am embroiled in a drawn out legal battle with the scientific community, trying to right a grave injustice. The Periodic Table of Elements is not considered complete while they continue to keep the Honda Element off of it.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have opened up a gallery of AI artwork done in an anime style of celebrities fighting Super Sentai.

 

[asxymann68]

My cock is sooooooooooo big and I can last all day.

 

[HotWifeOC]

I have a 9” cock

Yessss

 

[EctoJohn]

I used to time travel often, but the butterfly effect became too much to handle and I kept having to fix things.

 

[Trubbycat]

Brad Pitt is afraid of me.