Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Ratchetman1982]

My go-to foreplay: telling the ladies how my fantasy football team is doing

 

[Trubbycat]

I've scored more pussy with my Jurassic Park analysis than Ratchetman could ever dream of, but I'm not competitive so I won't mention it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

you know you can always DM me

Maybe you'll get lucky one of these days and I will send you a DM JD.

 

[WordsthatCaress]

Whenever I orgasm Seraphim and Cherubim join in rejoicing.

 

[kreemi_pi]

My No Nut week is off to a great start

 

[EctoJohn]

I've climbed the peak next to Mt. Everest.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Last month, I clambered my way to the summit of Olympus Mons.

 

[awired50]

I am a virgin.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm all sunshine and rainbows!

 

[SusanHoward]

Guys never compliment me when I’m wearing my LBD.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I can solve a sudoku...with emojis

 

[EctoJohn]

I have competed in the World Series of Poker a couple times.

 

[Caress40]

I don't like giving oral

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

I have slept with so many women I have lost count

 

[ShaneoD]

It didn't take me far too long to realize that @Caress40 isn't from the south of county Down

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I don't want to go to Australia

 

[Japansurfer]

I’m enjoying being sober and it’s not a problem

 

[MikeForYourWife]

I have a 9” cock

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I don't want to take her on a road trip

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a sex doll made from mostly cement.

 

[SusanHoward]

I love my dreams when I read Lit before bedtime!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm buying a stairway to heaven

 

[Him15]

I am 100% awake and ontop of things this week

 

[KatieKulka32]

Oh no your cock is way to big for me

 

[Emznz]

I'm a shy good girl xxx