Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[CarlyAnn]

I do not want to eat at @ CarlyAnn s Bresturant.

We won’t be serving chicken breast with mashed potitoes.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm on a mission from God.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My favorite fruit is cantaloupe.

 

[EctoJohn]

I almost won the lottery once, but signed my ticket incorrectly, so lost it all on a technicality.

 

[AnaisInGreece]

I don’t like people

 

[SusanHoward]

I love wearing a miniskirt on the daily commuter trains.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I played nurse Ratched AND nurse Pilbo in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

 

[awired50]

I watched CarlyAnn in tthose movies.

 

[EctoJohn]

I love gin and tonic.

 

[Cindy027]

I like to write white papers on global economics and send them to economists around the world.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a large collection of computer mice from every decade.

 

[Taegul]

Thanks to the genetically altered 210-pound turkey we had for Thanksgiving, I'm eating nothing but turkey leftovers for the next several months.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I live a life free from fuck ups

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

According to a poll by the community WhatsApp group, I have just named as the least likely to go looking in people's letterboxes.

 

[EctoJohn]

Sports were too easy for me to excel at in high school so I took up art.

 

[Taegul]

I eat hard boiled eggs whole and with the shell. They're only crunchy if you chew.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m sooooo looking forward to work tomorrow!

 

[EctoJohn]

I had thought of a better reply for this thread, but decided against it.

 

[awired50]

I am glad to be back at work...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I am not ready to be off until next year...

 

[Taegul]

Alright, to satisfy my legions of adoring fans here on Lit, I've decided to make my entire library of nude selfies available on AmPics for a limited time only. Get 'em while they're hot!
Link provided below.

<Obviously broken link>

 

[Blackbird93]

I'm totally turned on by a woman who spends most of her time talking about everything wrong with her life or other people.

 

[EctoJohn]

I find wasp stings enjoyable. Sometimes I slap a wasp nest just for the laughs.

 

[Xerxes82]

Clearly I'm going to have to throw out these last three cookies, since there is no way I could possibly finish them myself.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I couldn’t possibly drink the entire litre of Baileys in one evening