Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[niceshot]

I see nothing wrong with beginning a life filled with illicit substances at my age.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I see nothing wrong with beginning a life filled with illicit substances at my age.

Escorts or other vices

I’m nosey

 

[Taegul]

I taught John Wick gun safety.

 

[Taegul]

I never thought I would make the USA pie eating Olympic team and yet here I am training with my team as we go for the gold!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I've qualified for the U.S. Olympic Sex Team for the Paris games in 2024.

 

[niceshot]

I feel perfectly fine and should definitely be at work instead of at home napping.

 

[AlexBailey]

I don't have a silly lit crush on Fara.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm ok.

 

[hairball18]

I really don't miss her.

 

[fire_breeze]

I hate coffee

 

[AZDryHeat]

I don't take Lit. relationships seriously.

 

[Xerxes82]

I love Christmas.

 

[young_canadian97]

.........

 

[Taegul]

I think I'll make a New Years resolution this year and stick to it.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am Groot

 

[stretch351]

I enjoy life

 

[water_moutina]

I like to get caught in rain

 

[Twistedkink]

That I don’t have endless sex dreams of MrsNaughtyCat!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'm not desperate to hear a woman coming in my ear on phone or KIK. Absolutely not.

 

[Wageslave]

I ooze self confidence and belief

 

[Codeman93]

I’m stable

 

[Taegul]

I wish I could go back to my previous job.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I'm the tallest person in here.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

I miss the corporate world so much!

 

[Taegul]

I gave the poster below me six lap dances in a row at the strip club and they ran out without paying.

Show yourself! NOW!