Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Trubbycat]

I'm often mistaken for someone of consequence.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I am 100% mentally stable, am highly socially conservative and love it when random men hit on me disrespectful and inartfully.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I'm often mistaken for someone of consequence.

EVERYONE is of consequence.

 

[Orchidea73]

I find whining a turn on.

 

[base10]

I'm totally not a smart ass

 

[BrendaBear]

I never, ever, sass!

 

[JKL123]

I was asked to leave the convent .... I have since learned that it is inappropriate to go there looking for a date.

 

[Beholders_Eye]

I have an abnormally high sperm count.

 

[mynameisben]

I am the go-to fact checker Donald J. Trump depends upon before he makes any public statement, and I can personally guarantee he has never once told a single falsehood. Also, he has never once tried to stiff me.


Ben

 

[Taegul]

I outbid Elon Musk in an attempt to buy Twitter but had to back out of the deal when I later found out that Monopoly money was not good enough.

 

[ydahecnot]

I’ve had Jewel up my ass. Suck it, taegul

 

[Taegul]

I’ve had Jewel up my ass. Suck it, taegul

Welcome to the ignore list, braggart!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I once dislocated my jaw while attempting to helicopter my cock.

 

[BlondeAngel96]

I don't regularly use fucking profanity, god dammit.

 

[BrendaBear]

I enjoy watching the news

 

[mynameisben]

I had sixteen different listings in the Guinness Book of World Records before they decided to exclude sexual accomplishments from their publications.


Ben

 

[Trubbycat]

I donate my back hair to Locks of Love.

 

[Taegul]

I know the real reason why the chicken crossed the road, but I don't want to ruin all the jokes for everyone. So, I keep my big mouth shut and keep the world in their blissful and ignorant dark.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am a timid submissive and I take everyone’s word for everything.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am the picture of moral and spiritual rectitude and possess no vices whatsoever. I am in no way a potential bad influence for anyone.

 

[Taegul]

The industry wants me to give my AVN awards back after testing positive for steroids but I'm gonna keep them forever. I'm too proud of winning sexiest male star 5 years in a row!

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe everything men say.

 

[muaddib1st]

I believe in abstinence.

 

[mynameisben]

I maintain a private photo gallery of my penis dressed up as all 46 Presidents of the United States, which is also the inspiration for free puppet shows I put on for the St. Jude's Children's Hospital on Sundays.


Ben

 

[BlondeAngel96]

I've never done or said anything stupid as a result of drinking.