Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

My Line Dancing to Gangster Rap instructional DVDs have sold over 10 million copies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

My Line Dancing to Gangster Rap instructional DVDs have sold over 10 million copies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I rob Salvation Army Santas.

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[PageWriter2]

I won Mega Millions

 

[VoraciousValue]

At this very moment, I am getting a blowjob from a super hot and super horny famous Hollywood actress whose name I am not at liberty to disclose.

I know it's been awhile honey, but I told you it takes me forever to come this way. . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

I hate having my hair touched.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I love when dudes bitch and moan

 

[Lovethefox]

I own a mansion and a yacht

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I own a mansion and a yacht

Omg! Me too!

 

[Lovethefox]

Omg! Me too!

Pass me the grey poupain , would ya?

 

[LisaVegas]

I hate being the center of attention!

I love wearing clothes!

I hate people especially older men!

I love to be alone!!!

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Pass me the grey poupain , would ya?

It's on its way *passes it through the window of my fancy long black Limo filled with a pool and lit chicks*

 

[mynameisben]

I hate being the center of attention!

I love wearing clothes!

I hate people especially older men!

I love to be alone!!!

These "lies" did not totally turn me on.


Ben

 

[Lovethefox]

It's on its way *passes it through the window of my fancy long black Limo filled with a pool and lit chicks*

Forget about the damned mustard, I have Lisa in the back seat with me

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

Forget about the damned mustard, I have Lisa in the back seat with me

Drops the mustard

 

[keatonb]

I invented Literotica

 

[BDA73]

I have a 12 inch cock

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rarely post stalk or fantasize about women in lit I am intrigued by...

 

[Taegul]

I am so fucking tired of being mistaken in public for Chris Hemsworth. NO! I won't take a picture with you.

 

[BDA73]

I simply can not jerk my 14 inch cock off enough

 

[neakman]

Im probably the most popular person on Lit.

 

[Taegul]

I am married to the next poster. 18 happy years and counting.

 

[Mattentive]

It's 19

 

[Taegul]

Oops

I always wear adult diapers when I go to the movies so I don't have to leave to use the restroom.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not a sucker for kindness.
I hate men who smile.
Attention makes me angry!
I’m not board right now.