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I have to tuck the end of my penis into my sock.....that's the one on the right foot
If I walk quickly, it often comes out, and I once stepped on it.
 
What kind would you like?
I like lots of kinds. 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Leather is at the top of my list though. 🥰🥰

editing… I mean… I hate ‘em! All of ’em! Especially leather!!! Oh how I hate that!
 
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I have had sex with 5 ladies per day for the last year. They just can't get enough of my monster cock.
 
All the packing and rearranging of house items while moving out for 6 weeks so they can start the remodeling demolition inside the house makes me feel calm and stress-free...
 
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