Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[saustin5432]

She’s got to let you rest…diminishing returns and all

Since this is the "lies" thread, I was talking about actual work.

The "work" you're referring to I am indeed looking forward to. *wink wink*

 

[drobert44]

Have you ever played Country and Western lead? Not easy, I assure you.

I took guitar lessons in 1964, my teacher split on lesson # 2 for California..........

 

[BrendaBear]

I took guitar lessons in 1964, my teacher split on lesson # 2 for California..........

Exactly 20 years before I took my first lesson in college.

wait.. lies… I meant, I never took a single guitar lesson in my life! Yeah! That’s it!

 

[_Ritch_]

I'm feeling absolutely amazing, not hurting at all and not laid up for the day.

I'm in tip top condition.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have led a secret quest to give dolphins opposable thumbs

Do you want an interspecies war for world domination? Because that's how you get an interspecies war for world domination.

 

[drobert44]

Of course, I was just teasing about Country Music, love most of it!

I took guitar lessons in 1964, my teacher split on lesson # 2 for California..........

 

[Taegul]

I have been using the same toothpick for the last 34 years. I keep it in my pocket everywhere I go.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have been using the same toothpick for the last 34 years. I keep it in my pocket everywhere I go.

That is so gross!

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't wait for Winter to get here so I can start wearing 3 layers of clothing again. I hate having to wear hardly anything at all during the Summer months just to try to stay cool.

 

[Trubbycat]

I can’t stand women in fall clothes, with shirt ankle boots and sweaters and jeans and stuff. It freakin turns me OFF!

I can’t stand women in fall clothes, with knee high or thigh high boots and sweaters and jeans and leather and stuff. It freakin turns me OFF!

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing black leather opera gloves.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing black leather opera gloves.

Ooooh - that would be cool!!!

 

[Orchidea73]

I don't care about world building in a story.

https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1414423424ra/11652250.gif

 

[RachelWalsh]

I had a great day and am doing fine.

(I will be okay though irl)

 

[RachelWalsh]

I had a great day and am doing fine.

(I will be okay though irl)

Brenda is my dearest. Thank you girl for being you!

 

[BrendaBear]

Brenda is my dearest. Thank you girl for being you!

My pleasure Rachel!

 

[PageWriter2]

My face is clean shaven

 

[BrendaBear]

I am a short, petite little thing.

 

[Baldo_bearded]

I hate attention and compliments, too shy.

 

[Trubbycat]

I've been successfully treated for my sexual deviances.

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe Trubbycat

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I am a nun and ave taken a vow of celibacy. Except for god, I'm, like, married to the guy. Disappointing, sadly. Big beard, onmipresent, but small dick.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Smart, sexy, friendly, alluring women who are open about their sexual wants and needs bore me...

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Smart, sexy, friendly, alluring women who are open about their sexual wants and needs bore me...

you should love me then. I'm a fuckin' nun!

 

[Trubbycat]

I believe Trubbycat

The doctor did too. FREEEEEEEEEEE