Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've never wanted to lick pussy or face fuck a nun before...

 

[BrendaBear]

you should love me then. I'm a fuckin' nun!

I had heard of the flying nun… this is new…

 

[Mrtenant]

I did not have sex with the church choir leader before the wedding.

 

[Taegul]

I hate visiting Las Vegas. It's such a boring town. Nothing to do but sit in your hotel room and wish time would magically speed up. At least they give you a Bible to read and pass the time. It's a decent book, I wonder if they'll ever get around to writing a sequel...

 

[Bisexguy70]

Im well hung, great looking. Super Rich and many people knock down my door to have sex with me.

Oh wait, wrong thread. I thought this was tell blatant TRUTHS about yourself. Was that wrong???

 

[ydahecnot]

My safe word is “emu”

 

[Taegul]

I have a pool filled with beer, and I go swimming daily.

 

[BrendaBear]

I once ordered two of my slaves to 69 for 3 days straight.

 

[ydahecnot]

My back was not hurting

 

[Trubbycat]

My family came here on the Mayflower (moving truck)

 

[BrendaBear]

I hate the rain. Oh gosh, it makes me so depressed. And the clean air after a rain? Disgusting!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have an olympic size swimming pool filled with the tears of making @muddler35 laugh so much

 

[ydahecnot]

I came here as a missionary, and I don’t know why people giggle when I tell them that

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Due to my new meds, I'm not only a minuteman, but I'm a half-second man!

 

[ydahecnot]

I saw Tuesday Weld on Wednesdays

 

[BrendaBear]

Gosh I so love being alive.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I am a very vain person and bet that song was about me.

 

[Taegul]

I'm wearing my cardboard crown from Burger King and selling pictures as King Charles III in Tijuana for $5 a pop. My impersonation is right on point.

 

[Trubbycat]

The cops keep showing up at my house and want to look in the basement. I don't know why.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My soul purpose in life is to make @BrendaD laugh, mission failed

 

[ydahecnot]

I have a fear of the number 23

 

[4nk8]

I once completed the London marathon in 5 minutes

 

[BrendaBear]

I invented cribbage

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Whips and chains excite me.

 

[Lily13]

I sing for a living