Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Trubbycat]

Women are always touching me.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm sexy and I know it (it's a song I believe)

 

[BrendaBear]

I once ran the Boston marathon wearing an evening dress and heels

 

[DarkRaven13]

I just touched trubbycat

 

[Trubbycat]

...gasp... Even here...

 

[Taegul]

I'm so desperate for action that at 51 years old I'm applying to become an altar boy so I can meet someone more perverted than I.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I've never had a crush on anyone on lit, present or past!

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I call my penis "the beast"...

And announce "Beast Mode activated" when I get turned on

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have a dragon harem on Lit.

 

[Trubbycat]

I mess up the cans on the supermarket shelf right after the stock people fix them.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I stole a gnome out of @JerseyJade's lawn and blamed it on the kid next door, who she then got in an epic game of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock with. And lost, she has since replaced the gnome but will be forever scared by the incident.

 

[BrendaBear]

I once dated the gnome that @SirConradPeckereye stole from @JerseyJade's lawn. He was very nice.

 

[DarkRaven13]

I went out once with Michael B Jordan (before he was famous). We went to dinner at a kind of hole-in-the-wall Italian place where he seemed rude to the waiter. He was probably not as nice as the the gnome that BrendaD dated.

Hmmm ... if all of it a blatent lie? Or just a part of it?

 

[Trubbycat]

I once dated Judi Dench. Very grabby and gave everyone wet willies.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was the 831st Beatle

 

[Trubbycat]

When I go to the islands the nice ladies on the beach always offer to braid my back and shoulder hair with beads and shells.

 

[_Ritch_]

I am an absolute sex god with the body of a professional bodybuilder, the stamina of a racehorse and the athletic grace of a sprinter on performance enhancing drugs.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was the inspiration for the Electric Slide

 

[Trubbycat]

I really am quite handsome and popular.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Today, like most every day, I get no arousal or naughty ideas by visiting lit...

 

[ydahecnot]

I taught the Funks the spinning toe hold

 

[Lily13]

I have bionic hearing in one ear

 

[Trubbycat]

Mobsters fear me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have never left the state I was born in.

 

[thejabber27]

I hate dark chocolate.