Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[PageWriter2]

I am the most disrespectful person I know.

 

[RandallOldman]

The aliens have been back. They didn't take me for as long a time this go-round. The anal probe got bigger, though.

Thank goodness they have that high-tech space lube.

 

[BrendaBear]

I caught one of those big eyed aliens sneaking around my house, so I locked him to my spanking bench and paddled him for a while. He liked it And brought back friends the next night for more.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have a harem.

 

[Taegul]

My penis has its own driver's license.

 

[Wageslave]

I have a perfect physique

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was whisked through an open window to a large spaceship and was very frightened when aliens took me into some kind of medical examining room and performed all sorts of experiments on me. Afterward, they brought me back to Earth and returned me to bed.

 

[Gamine67]

By the time I was 13 I was over-the-hill.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am not at all fascinated by wageslave’s av

 

[BrendaBear]

… and was very frightened when aliens took me …

The blatant lie was being frightened… you know you were looking forward to the anal probing…

 

[BrendaBear]

I told Prince Harry that it wouldn't work out between us - to go find an American girl

…and your blatant lie is about recommending American girls?

The more I think about this, the more I am positive that was the lie - we American girls won’t take any shit from some guy even if he is royalty.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Sone people call me a space cowboy.

 

[Bisexguy70]

I find a large 10” throbbing cock repulsive

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have a fear of mayonnaise and now Ashley

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

There's no need to be scared of me. I don't bite

It was a lie ma’am.... I ain't scared

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm so dumb I should be a blonde

It's ok... we all have our moments...unless you want punishments dolled out

 

[Taegul]

I was the 2021 chest champion of the world. Oops, I meant "chess" champion. Well, actually I was both. At the same time. Chess opponents are so easily distracted.

 

[Sinstories]

I am fine with the idea that the whole plot of Andor is based on the idea that in a galaxy where people can travel between planets and the tech exists to destroy an entire planet, the stormtroopers that are spread all over that galaxy are paid in cash.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

I'm a night owl.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I sang the National Anthem at a professional baseball game. No, I did.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I managed to do Wordle on the first word.

 

[luckylegsat60]

I auditioned for the part of Joni on Happy Days years ago.

 

[Taegul]

I really hope the Dodgers can come back to beat the Padres.

I L.A.

 

[zydrate]

i'm a great person to know

 

[luckylegsat60]

I have naturally straight hair