Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Taegul]

Out there looking like a lumbersnack

You can take my picture, but only if you have a very blurry camera.

 

[pandaburr]

You can take my picture, but only if you have a very blurry camera.

Damn. No it takes crystal clear pics. I’m tryna make this the wallpaper on my phone

 

[Booboobear84]

Out there looking like a lumbersnack

I would enjoy being your snack

 

[JamesD_0117]

The name’s Bond. James Bond.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I fought a rabid anteater with my bare hands and won.

 

[Cymru9696]

I dress in women’s clothing
and hang around in bars.

 

[Taegul]

I floated from California to Australia on an inflatable mattress and brought nothing but beef jerky and Red Vines to eat.

NFI how to get back now...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am attractive to women. In a sexual way, even.

 

[Trubbycat]

Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt all came to me with their girl troubles

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I frequently have extraordinarily satisfying make-outs.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I took Miss America 1998 to her favorite restaurant, Texas Roadhouse after she was crowned.

 

[Btq97]

I am not disguised as a normal functional person

 

[Taegul]

I wear nothing but a pair of cowboy boots to work on casual Fridays.

 

[jarigi]

I took out an AVO on Scarlett (Johansson) and I refuse to answer her calls. She just wants me for my body. So shallow.

 

[Gamine67]

I can start a MG Midget by blowing through the exhaust pipe.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have the video of @PlayfulLilDarlin fighting a rabid anteater with her bare hands and winning.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did the Kessel Run in less than 10 Parsecs.

 

[Cindy027]

I am the opening act for Super Bowl 2023!!

 

[Taegul]

I spent 20 years working at the circus. The first ten years I spent juggling chainsaws until I dropped one. I spent the next 10 years after the accident as the bearded lady.

 

[n8Romantic]

I might be a honky but I'm hung like a donkey.

 

[badjanus]

I struggle to speak to strangers.

 

[Taegul]

I learned how to surf with an ironing board mounted on to a mechanical bull.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Due to recent budget cuts, I will now be performing the dance of 7 veils with 5 veils, a handkerchief, and a bandana I swiped from a neighbor's dog. Your patience and indulgence are appreciated.

 

[lanceGibs]

Due to recent budget cuts, I will now be performing the dance of 7 veils with 5 veils, a handkerchief, and a bandana I swiped from a neighbor's dog. Your patience and indulgence are appreciated.

Post budget,she is on my diet for playful girls.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm an absolute delight first thing in the morning.