Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cymru9696]

I tumble kidney stones, set them and sell as mood rings on EBay

 

[Taegul]

I bought and merged a Wienerschnitzel and a Burger King just so I could be called Wiener King.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I AM Ironman

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm totally turned off by dick pics.

I was just about to send you one as well

 

[Cindy027]

I am employee of the day/week/year.

 

[NC_Coastal]

I am employee of the day/week/year.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Im a paddle boarding penguin that loves warm water.

 

[Saltfountain]

Im a paddle boarding penguin that loves warm water.

I have a fetish for penguins and a neoprene kink

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ill be meeting @Saltfountain in 6 hours in the the Caribbean for some hot penguin sex

 

[Saltfountain]

Ill be meeting @Saltfountain in 6 hours in the the Caribbean for some hot penguin sex

I won't enjoy meeting @OrdinaryPerson I'll have to be dragged there kicking and screaming

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

My side hustle is piercing tits and clits.

Does @Titsandclits know about this???

 

[_Ritch_]

I am the inspiration behind the 18" black mamba dildo.

 

[ydahecnot]

I never double down on 11

 

[raceryz]

Iam tall dark and handsome. And the check is in the mail. I won't cum in your mouth

 

[ydahecnot]

I am the inspiration behind the 18" black mamba dildo.

Kobe’s estate wants a word with you.

(Too soon?)

 

[_Ritch_]

Kobe’s estate wants a word with you.

(Too soon?)

They owe me millions.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I hold several British titles of nobility. I am Sir O of K, Sir Osis of the Liver, Lord Privy Seal, Lord Privy Sea Otter, and the Duke of Earl.

Bow before me, peasants!

 

[PandemicReader8]

I am completely confident in every word that comes out of my mouth - or finger tips - and I never commit typos.

 

[eric_erosfan]

I have never come on my own face.

 

[Taegul]

When I go hiking, I take water bottles filled with nacho cheese as I find it more refreshing and hydrating than water.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m really really short

 

[ctarrantella]

I love everyone!!

 

[AlexBailey]

I hate everyone and everything…


I can’t say that with a straight face.

 

[lanceGibs]

I'm totally turned off by dick pics.

I have done my best, never to turn her off

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

I'm a virgin..