Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

Iam tall dark and handsome. And the check is in the mail. I won't cum in your mouth
 
I hold several British titles of nobility. I am Sir O of K, Sir Osis of the Liver, Lord Privy Seal, Lord Privy Sea Otter, and the Duke of Earl.

Bow before me, peasants! ;)
 
I am completely confident in every word that comes out of my mouth - or finger tips - and I never commit typos.
 
When I go hiking, I take water bottles filled with nacho cheese as I find it more refreshing and hydrating than water.
 
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