Tell Me Why.................

3% of those who try can do it, the other 97% go to the hospital with neck sprains and back aches.

What percentage of women can lick their own clit?

Probably not too many, unless gymnastically inclined.. And hell, with all the goodies available at the local 'sextoys R us' why bother?
 
Probably not too many, unless gymnastically inclined.. And hell, with all the goodies available at the local 'sextoys R us' why bother?

You ladies have all the best toys. . . . . .we just get stuck with this floppy thing hanging in front that tries to run our lives. . . .



What do you call that dangly thing that hangs down two inches in front of an ass hole?



A stethescope. ...


(thats my doctor joke for the day)
 
You ladies have all the best toys. . . . . .we just get stuck with this floppy thing hanging in front that tries to run our lives. . . .



What do you call that dangly thing that hangs down two inches in front of an ass hole?



A stethescope. ...


(thats my doctor joke for the day)
*snort and spew!* Good job.

That was good. I've haven't heard that one.:rose::rose::rose:
 
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