~Texas Cantina~

Floridaguy692 said:
Starts unpacking suitcase and sex toys. :p :nana: :rose:

~gives you a room in the back~

I think I like the way you make yourself at home.

Is there anything I can get you?

Oh and welcome.

:D
 
MsTexas said:
~gives you a room in the back~

I think I like the way you make yourself at home.

Is there anything I can get you?

Oh and welcome.

:D
Thanks for the room sweetheart. :rose:
Just a cold beer and warm my lap. ;)
Thanks for the welcume. :nana:
 
MsTexas said:
Well there is nothing wrong with lazy Sundays!!

I've been on vacation this past week, went to New Orleans. Going back to work tomorrow.

:( :rolleyes:

Sorry to hear that. I gotta go back to work soon too. I mean, I don't have much time before the end of Aug gets here! Lol
 
Floridaguy692 said:
Thanks for the room sweetheart. :rose:
Just a cold beer and warm my lap. ;)
Thanks for the welcume. :nana:

You're more than welcome darlin.

What kind of beer are ya drinkin?

~plops down in your lap~

:catroar:
 
ThePantyMan said:
Sorry to hear that. I gotta go back to work soon too. I mean, I don't have much time before the end of Aug gets here! Lol

LOL ... thanks but life goes on.

I'm sure I'll get another vacation here shortly.

Ahhhhh yes, the semester starts soon.

:p
 
Floridaguy692 said:
Very nice my dear. :rose:
You have a great place and my lap feels very happy too. :nana: :devil:

Well thank you very much darlin.

Feel free to come and go as you please ... its a friendly place here.

~wiggles on your lap~

;)
 
MsTexas said:
Well thank you very much darlin.

Feel free to come and go as you please ... its a friendly place here.

~wiggles on your lap~

;)
I surely will my new friend. :rose:
Keep wiggling babydoll,you're makin Mr. Happy stand up. :nana: :devil:
 
Nice to see you back 'round these parts again ma'am. You sure do brighten this place up a good piece with yore purtiness. Here's a little ditty from Jace Everett dedicated to you ...


I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And every shadow filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.

I'm the kind to sit up in his room.
Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.
I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And all those shadows there are filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.
Ow, ooh.

I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you​
 
Floridaguy692 said:
I surely will my new friend. :rose:
Keep wiggling babydoll,you're makin Mr. Happy stand up. :nana: :devil:


LOL ...

Well I'm glad Mr. Happy is happy too.

;)
 
djjazzytim said:
Nice to see you back 'round these parts again ma'am. You sure do brighten this place up a good piece with yore purtiness. Here's a little ditty from Jace Everett dedicated to you ...


I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And every shadow filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.

I'm the kind to sit up in his room.
Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.
I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.

When you came in the air went out.
And all those shadows there are filled up with doubt.
I don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you.
Ow, ooh.

I don't know what you've done to me,
But I know this much is true:
I wanna do bad things with you.
I wanna do real bad things with you​

{{{{ TIM }}}}

So good to see you darlin!! I'm glad to be back.

Thanks for the dedication.

Bad things in a good way are always good.

:kiss: ;)
 
Young Houston Male Here

Well, I'm new to this. I just want to take a second and say hello to all of you. I'm 26/m living in Houston. And I'm into more "mature" women. I sure hope i find one!
 
Hey there MsT!!!

Good to see you back. I can relate to having to go to work after having off a spell (especially if that "spell" was spent with a certain someone!)

It is so hot here!

Got any of that good Texas Tea?

:kiss: :rose:
 
txlaman said:
Well, I'm new to this. I just want to take a second and say hello to all of you. I'm 26/m living in Houston. And I'm into more "mature" women. I sure hope i find one!


Hello back to ya.

I sure hope you find one too.

:)
 
Hi Ms. Texas

Texans in Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some

Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on

the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their

robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing

baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to

keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig

feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my

children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm

back. Now what was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said ,

"I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out

the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
 
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