~Texas Cantina~

[MsTexas]

60 hour weeks suck sometimes *hug and kiss for MsTexas*

Awwww does that mean Kain is staying out of trouble?

Good to see you darlin, you've been missed around these parts.

 

[MsTexas]

Texans in Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some

Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on

the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their

robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing

baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to

keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig

feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my

children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm

back. Now what was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said ,

"I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them damn Texans done put out

the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

LMAO

wally wally wally

 

[trvllady]

Just popping in to say Hi.

*Waves and scurries away*

 

[MsTexas]

Just popping in to say Hi.

*Waves and scurries away*

Hiya travllady!!

~waves back~

Welcome and please make yourself at home here.

I hope you and everyone else has a great day!!

Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work I go.

 

[trvllady]

Hiya travllady!!

~waves back~

Welcome and please make yourself at home here.

I hope you and everyone else has a great day!!

Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work I go.

Thank you for the warm welcome - I will probably drop in from time to time in my travels. I get to another Texan's place once in a while.......is it ok if I drop by here on the same trip?

Have a great day at work - I am off soon myself.

 

[teasing_tim]

Probably too late for a drink if MsT is off to work

 

[Floridaguy692]

Bump for a sweetheart.
Stocks cooler with beer and jello shots,and margaritas.

 

[supahspaz]

Mosey's up the bar.. throws down a wad of Bills and says OPEN BAR....

Grabs Ms T and Two Steps out on the floor...and heads off into the sunset....

 

[MsTexas]

Thank you for the warm welcome - I will probably drop in from time to time in my travels. I get to another Texan's place once in a while.......is it ok if I drop by here on the same trip?

Have a great day at work - I am off soon myself.

You can drop by anytime you like sweetie.

I hope you had a good day at work.

 

[MsTexas]

Probably too late for a drink if MsT is off to work

When I'm not here Tim, help yourself to anything you like.

 

[MsTexas]

Bump for a sweetheart.
Stocks cooler with beer and jello shots,and margaritas.

~grind for a darlin~

Thank you for stocking things around here FG ... You'll be rewarded in heaven.

 

[MsTexas]

Mosey's up the bar.. throws down a wad of Bills and says OPEN BAR....

Grabs Ms T and Two Steps out on the floor...and heads off into the sunset....

~grabs spazalicious and drags him to the back room~

 

[Floridaguy692]

~grind for a darlin~

Thank you for stocking things around here FG ... You'll be rewarded in heaven.

Watches the grinding.
My pleasure to stock things,offers MsT tray of jello shooters.

 

[MsTexas]

Watches the grinding.
My pleasure to stock things,offers MsT tray of jello shooters.

LOL ... a whole tray?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

 

[Floridaguy692]

LOL ... a whole tray?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Of course not sweetheart.

 

[MsTexas]

Of course not sweetheart.

Drats!!



Hope you had a good day. Can I get you anything?

 

[Floridaguy692]

Drats!!



Hope you had a good day. Can I get you anything?

I want you sober my dear.
I'll take a beer and a lap dance.

 

[PassionatePatty]

Good Evening, MsT!

Hope this Monday has been a good one for you!

Can you make me a "Root beer Float"?

All this heat has me craving one!

 

[StormMaster]

{{{{ MsT }}}}

Good to see you re-opening those ... woops, THE cantina

Storm

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Awwww does that mean Kain is staying out of trouble?

Good to see you darlin, you've been missed around these parts.

Kain not in trouble? Hardly!

 

[MsTexas]

I want you sober my dear.
I'll take a beer and a lap dance.

Its all good darlin.

Missed the beer, how about coffee?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/coffee.jpg

Lap dance? Only on Fridays.

 

[MsTexas]

Good Evening, MsT!

Hope this Monday has been a good one for you!

Can you make me a "Root beer Float"?

All this heat has me craving one!

Yeah my Monday was as good as Mondays get LOL

I hope you had a good one as well and an even better today.



Here ya go ...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/20061020-RootBeerFloat.jpg

 

[MsTexas]

{{{{ MsT }}}}

Good to see you re-opening those ... woops, THE cantina

Storm

~flash~

Always good to see you SM

 

[MsTexas]

Kain not in trouble? Hardly!

LOL

I need me some kain trouble.

 

[Floridaguy692]

Its all good darlin.

Missed the beer, how about coffee?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/coffee.jpg

Lap dance? Only on Fridays.

Coffee works. TY
*Runs to mark Friday on calender,that 3 more days*