Texas Roll Call 2

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Did I hear something about shopping?

yep...DFW and Cognito and Wtex are giving up their cards to us, at least that's what I heard.

 

[dfw713]

I'm thinking an outfit something like this:
http://s12.postimg.org/oy7em10ot/corset_cowgirl.jpg

OH HELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

yep...DFW and Cognito and Wtex are giving up their cards to us, at least that's what I heard.

Well aren't they just the sweetest things!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well aren't they just the sweetest things!

yeah.."sweet"...that was just the word I was thinking of...lol

 

[Endless_Night]

yeah.."sweet"...that was just the word I was thinking of...lol

So, they're sending the cards to your house and we're meeting you there? Right?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

So, they're sending the cards to your house and we're meeting you there? Right?

No! We're meeting in Buffalo. Catch up!

 

[Endless_Night]

No! We're meeting in Buffalo. Catch up!

*dashes off to back read thread*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

No! We're meeting in Buffalo. Catch up!

yeah, Buffalo...Straight up 45. .

 

[ViciousTease]

RA, your new avatar is stunning. You are hottastic, darlin.

 

[Endless_Night]

yeah, Buffalo...Straight up 45. .

Straight up 45? Easy Peasy. Now that I can do. I NEED a merry widow. And more shoes.

*nods head* Definitely more shoes.

RA, your new avatar is stunning. You are hottastic, darlin.

Hottastic! I think I have a new favorite word.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

RA, your new avatar is stunning. You are hottastic, darlin.

thank you, Darlin'

I know how to scare the men folk away. Light a fire and watch it burn

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

thank you, Darlin'

I know how to scare the men folk away. Light a fire and watch it burn

And here I thought it was the mention of "credit card" that scared them away

 

[Endless_Night]

And here I thought it was the mention of "credit card" that scared them away

*snort*

That's exactly what I was thinking!

 

[ViciousTease]

*snort*

That's exactly what I was thinking!

I assumed the thought of so many lovely Texas ladies shopping for sexy lingerie got them too excited and they are just tugged ... er, I mean tuckered out.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I assumed the thought of so many lovely Texas ladies shopping for sexy lingerie got them too excited and they are just tugged ... er, I mean tuckered out.

Hah! Where is Jenny's backup Christmas present when we need it? Errr... him

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I assumed the thought of so many lovely Texas ladies shopping for sexy lingerie got them too excited and they are just tugged ... er, I mean tuckered out.

Hah! Where is Jenny's backup Christmas present when we need it? Errr... him

 

[Endless_Night]

Felt strongly enough about that sentiment to post twice there, Collar?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

yeah...had to be the credit cards...*giggle snort*... Cause I'm not skeerrrry at all!!

*kicks heavy duty lube under the bed*

See? Nothing scary at all!

*nods*

 

[Endless_Night]

yeah...had to be the credit cards...*giggle snort*... Cause I'm not skeerrrry at all!!

*kicks heavy duty lube under the bed*

See? Nothing scary at all!

*nods*

Okay. Well now I'm kinda scared.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Okay. Well now I'm kinda scared.

I'm just a big, soft, squeaky toy.. Hence the lube

 

[ViciousTease]

yeah...had to be the credit cards...*giggle snort*... Cause I'm not skeerrrry at all!!

*kicks heavy duty lube under the bed*

See? Nothing scary at all!

*nods*

Ouch, no kicking!

And I'm lewd, not lube.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ouch, no kicking!

And I'm lewd, not lube.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

yeah...had to be the credit cards...*giggle snort*... Cause I'm not skeerrrry at all!!

*kicks heavy duty lube under the bed*

See? Nothing scary at all!

*nods*

What's that under the bed?
*points*
No, beside the body. Errr... VT

 

[sunbunny3]

good morning all! did I miss the shopping trip???? I need some new pretties!

 

[wtex]

Good morning SB3. It was brutal in here last night. A gang of crazy women assaulted the men and stole our credit cards.

Mine was maxed out at some club in Dallas, where they were purchasing "tuxedo" boxer briefs and bow ties, for a band of Mexican weight lifters.