Texas Roll Call 2

[pensivepoet]

If you are having crickets for breakfast, you're doing it wrong.
Or you're a lizard.

Lizards have great tongues
That's why they're always smiling

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Good point about lizard tongues. ..

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, just because a girl has the unfortunate name of "cricket" would not be reason enough for me to abstain.
She could even chirp

 

[VanGogh66]

Happy Hump Day Eve. Oh wait, tomorrow is my Friday.

 

[JennyNo1]

Happy Hump Day Eve. Oh wait, tomorrow is my Friday.

You're really rubbing this in, aren't you?

 

[VanGogh66]

You're really rubbing this in, aren't you?

I like rubbing it in

 

[JennyNo1]

I like rubbing it in

OK, good. *turns around so you can rub my shoulders*

 

[VIPER2121]

I can't wait for my cruise

 

[VanGogh66]

OK, good. *turns around so you can rub my shoulders*

and then your feet, right?

 

[JennyNo1]

and then your feet, right?

You know me well....yes, please.

 

[JennyNo1]

I can't wait for my cruise

ooo, cool. Where ya going?

 

[VanGogh66]

You know me well....yes, please.

I learn very quickly

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*gets in line*
Free rubbing? I'm in!
Happy Hump Day Eve, everyone!

 

[VanGogh66]

*gets in line*
Free rubbing? I'm in!
Happy Hump Day Eve, everyone!

I need to start charging

 

[JennyNo1]

I need to start charging

You could always work on the barter system

 

[VanGogh66]

You could always work on the barter system

OK, what do you offer?

 

[JennyNo1]

OK, what do you offer?

ummmmmm.....beer?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Two beers!
And a shot

 

[VanGogh66]

ummmmmm.....beer?

Two beers!
And a shot

looks like we have an auction started. Keep raising those bids.

 

[JennyNo1]

looks like we have an auction started. Keep raising those bids.

Two beers and a shot....off my cleavage!

 

[VanGogh66]

Two beers and a shot....off my cleavage!

I'm liking this. Any other bidders?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Three beers, a shot, a shot of Jenny's cleavage, and... hmmm... winning at fantasy football??

 

[VanGogh66]

Three beers, a shot, a shot of Jenny's cleavage, and... hmmm... winning at fantasy football??

I'm already going to win at fantasy football.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm already going to win at fantasy football.

Dammit... i thought that might work...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Three beers, a shot, a shot of Jenny's cleavage, winning at fantasy football and a trip to Bucees?