VanGogh66
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Hey everyone. Beautiful day in my area!
Hello, it's a great day here too and I hope it continues through tomorrow because I need today to recuperate.

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Hey everyone. Beautiful day in my area!

Sometimes you need a mental health day....![]()
Every day would be a mental health day for me
lol... oh, now. You can't abuse the "mental health day" day off. Kind of defeats the purpose.![]()
Can I just call in and saying I'm not coming in because I am having a "DAY"?
You have my permission.![]()
Thanks, if they question me I will tell them you gave me permission


I used the above analogy to announce my arrival in the State of Texas
An Aussie (with an english accent) has arrived in Dallas at the start of my vacation.
Exhausted after approx 27 hours since I left my Melbourne home.
Thank you for your assistance earlier, all I have to do now is find someone willing to show me the sights, otherwise it is just me with a Navman.
Hope everone is having a great weekend
DJ![]()
I used the above analogy to announce my arrival in the State of Texas
An Aussie (with an english accent) has arrived in Dallas at the start of my vacation.
Exhausted after approx 27 hours since I left my Melbourne home.
Thank you for your assistance earlier, all I have to do now is find someone willing to show me the sights, otherwise it is just me with a Navman.
Hope everone is having a great weekend
DJ![]()
You're in Paris, Texas? Not sure there's a lot to see there..I used the above analogy to announce my arrival in the State of Texas
An Aussie (with an english accent) has arrived in Dallas at the start of my vacation.
Exhausted after approx 27 hours since I left my Melbourne home.
Thank you for your assistance earlier, all I have to do now is find someone willing to show me the sights, otherwise it is just me with a Navman.
Hope everone is having a great weekend
DJ![]()
lmao........Here is a PM exchange I just had with some random person. What do you guys think... was I too mean?
Them:Hey saw that you are online. Im 22, athletic and looking to chat =) where you from?
Me:Don't you think it would be important to tell me your gender? especially since you have a blank profile...
Them:Oh didnt know you are bi--Im a girl.
Me:I'm not bi. Doesn't mean men never try to talk to me.
Them:So what turns you on? What do you look like?
Me:I like it when people fill out their profile a little. Maybe even have a profile picture of some kind. Huge turn on.
Them:You seem like an ass. Good luck
Me:You seem like you're hiding something
Here is a PM exchange I just had with some random person. What do you guys think... was I too mean?
Them:Hey saw that you are online. Im 22, athletic and looking to chat =) where you from?
Me:Don't you think it would be important to tell me your gender? especially since you have a blank profile...
Them:Oh didnt know you are bi--Im a girl.
Me:I'm not bi. Doesn't mean men never try to talk to me.
Them:So what turns you on? What do you look like?
Me:I like it when people fill out their profile a little. Maybe even have a profile picture of some kind. Huge turn on.
Them:You seem like an ass. Good luck
Me:You seem like you're hiding something
Here is a PM exchange I just had with some random person. What do you guys think... was I too mean?
Them:Hey saw that you are online. Im 22, athletic and looking to chat =) where you from?
Me:Don't you think it would be important to tell me your gender? especially since you have a blank profile...
Them:Oh didnt know you are bi--Im a girl.
Me:I'm not bi. Doesn't mean men never try to talk to me.
Them:So what turns you on? What do you look like?
Me:I like it when people fill out their profile a little. Maybe even have a profile picture of some kind. Huge turn on.
Them:You seem like an ass. Good luck
Me:You seem like you're hiding something
Here is a PM exchange I just had with some random person. What do you guys think... was I too mean?
Them:Hey saw that you are online. Im 22, athletic and looking to chat =) where you from?
Me:Don't you think it would be important to tell me your gender? especially since you have a blank profile...
Them:Oh didnt know you are bi--Im a girl.
Me:I'm not bi. Doesn't mean men never try to talk to me.
Them:So what turns you on? What do you look like?
Me:I like it when people fill out their profile a little. Maybe even have a profile picture of some kind. Huge turn on.
Them:You seem like an ass. Good luck
Me:You seem like you're hiding something
Too mean?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
No, not at all mean. Direct and blunt, sure, but not mean.
I agree, but unfortunately 1sb you are not the best judge of meanness...
You are the mayor of snark-ville![]()
Excuse me?
Being the Mayor of Snarkville means I am an excellent judge of meanness.
I will be leaving our great state yet again this coming week. And I miss it already.
Especially the lovely ladies of Texas!