The 10th Annual Literotica Award Nominations: Most Influential Writer

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

freddie, we missed you!

Oh, look, there's Buster! Gees, I miss that dog.

 

[bsergi1]

Have your fun gentlemen and/or ladies, but you have to admit the BFW has been crabbing about everything and everybody in 2008.

I just hope in 2009 he/she might see the light and turn over a new page in the book. His/her writing is excellent! Easy and fun to read. I always feel like I'm a part of the conversation, just standing in the room with all the characters and looking at their faces, or their tits as they are described. This website will sorely miss him/her if he/she decides to never write again. I'm hoping the BFW finds some kind of inspiration in 2009 and decides to return, and then just shut up about how wonderful he/she is. I'm tired of all the bullying the other writers have given him/her. She's saying he's a her, so I should just say her and be done with it.

And, Princess Erin, just so you know, you are good at what you do, too. But, I'm still voting for BFW. And, there will be no need to pick on this reader any more. Thank you. BS

 

[bsergi1]

The Late Show with David Letterman

Wow, I don't know what to say other than, I don't know what an asshat is, but it must be something really good for you to call me that. Thanks.

Happy Asshat to you, too.

Hold on a second, I have to sneeze.

"Ah, ah, ah, achoo!"

"Asshat."

"Thank you, thank you very much."

I, uhm, would have voted for you, too, Safe_Bet, but I wasted my vote voting for myself. I didn't think anyone was going to vote for me.

I'm going to take my asshat and leave now.

Can someone send me tickets to the Late Show when Freddie makes it there. He's hysterical. I'm wiping my eyes and wetting my pants. So funny!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Can someone send me tickets to the Late Show when Freddie makes it there. He's hysterical. I'm wiping my eyes and wetting my pants. So funny!

Actually, whoever you are, no one is going to believe that you are not me (lol).

I normally don't receive this much fanfare from a fan.

Thanks anyway, but I think your pleas are falling on deaf eyes, at least, as far as I'm concerned anyway. I won't be writing any more stories.

Thanks for reading.

 

[bsergi1]

You Do Know Me

I'm one of your 10,000,000 fans/hits out there. I just happened to be in your neighboring state. Faceless and nameless. Advid reader with Ben Franklin glasses at the tip of my nose. And, trying to rack up some posts so I can be a writer just like you. Although, I know I'll never get the description of tits on the screen quite like you do.

If I can't encourage you to continue to write, maybe I can encourage you to become a stand up comic. Take a go at it, Bostonian.
BS

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm one of your 10,000,000 fans/hits out there. I just happened to be in your neighboring state. Faceless and nameless. Advid reader with Ben Franklin glasses at the tip of my nose. And, trying to rack up some posts so I can be a writer just like you. Although, I know I'll never get the description of tits on the screen quite like you do.

If I can't encourage you to continue to write, maybe I can encourage you to become a stand up comic. Take a go at it, Bostonian.
BS

I hate this. Now, everyone is going to think that I'm writing to myself. Actually, it's what many of the people do around here anyway. They even argue with themselves.

You must be a comedian to think that I'd be a stand up comic.

Actually, to be one of the writers, all you need to do is to write a story, a story with as little as 750 words is all you need to do.

Seeing that you like tits, two of you posts mention them, you must be a guy or a lesbian. Why do I feel like Gary Moore on I've Got A Secret. Actually, I've never watched that show. I'm way to young to have seen that, but my grandfather told me about it (lol).

I see you live in Connecticut, the richest state in the country. Either you are a rich bitch or a gardener for a rich bitch. The state is loaded with them. New York is just as bad. I drive in the middle lane watching drivers with Connecticut plates on their Audis on my right and drivers with New York plates on their BMW's zoom by me at breakneck speeds.

The older I get the slower I drive. Soon...I'll be driving backwards. Hmm, maybe you're right about me being a comic.

 

[sarahhh]

SelenaKitt, for certain.

Organizing Excessia and getting it off the ground to encourage writers to reach for a goal that many thought was completely out of reach is enough. Add to that the vast volume of varied, and always magnificent work she produces, in every category. Top it off with a supportive attitude wherever you encounter her, and there you have it.

Why don't you nominate yourself? LMFAO.

Excessia? Is that the thing where somebody put some pretty covers on stories that were posted here and tried to sell them for $2.99? Where are the authors are mostly the same person except that pilot what's his face dude? LMFAO.

 

[ann_on_em_es]

I just love a circus!

I'm so happy the circus is in town! Complete with an ego-maniac, a crybaby whiner, a blow-up doll and she-male freak! How cool!

 

[RhymeFairy]

I have a nomination :::


I first started reading this writer a couple of years ago .. (2 or 3 )

but any who ..... this writer tells and yet -- still paints .. a picture a willingness to go'get'm --- that always rises to the occasion and quenches my thirst for ...

more. Yes, he is a friend but DAMNED if the man cannot write.



ManyFeathers - is my recommendation, grrrrooowwwwllll !!



Thank you for ... the chance to nominate and be heard ~~~

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Excessia? Is that the thing where somebody put some pretty covers on stories that were posted here and tried to sell them for $2.99? Where are the authors are mostly the same person except that pilot what's his face dude? LMFAO.

They're laughing all the way to the bank, Mr. Sarah.

 

[sr71plt]

They're laughing all the way to the bank, Mr. Sarah.

I was surprised to find that this is true.

 

[sarahhh]

They're laughing all the way to the bank, Mr. Sarah.

I suppose you have pics of the fake baby all ready to post, Danielle. That or we will have yet another incredible drama queen episode.

 

[sarahhh]

I was surprised to find that this is true.

I already had you pegged for a sperm bank customer.

Incidentally, I do not think you are Danielle.

 

[michchick98]

Obsess much?

Why don't you nominate yourself? LMFAO.

Excessia? Is that the thing where somebody put some pretty covers on stories that were posted here and tried to sell them for $2.99? Where are the authors are mostly the same person except that pilot what's his face dude? LMFAO.

I suppose you have pics of the fake baby all ready to post, Danielle. That or we will have yet another incredible drama queen episode.

I already had you pegged for a sperm bank customer.

Incidentally, I do not think you are Danielle.

And from the scouries thread:

I knew you wanted to be girlfriends, Danielle.

What are you smoking? I doubt anybody around this place spews Yuengling but me.

Apparently you're having difficulty determining who the real alternative identities are. Not to worry, I'll enlighten you.

All these posts kinda remind me of the end of Batman Forever where they have Jim Carrey as the Riddler locked up at the loony bin, claiming he's Batman.

 

[cloudy]

Obsess much?

All these posts kinda remind me of the end of Batman Forever where they have Jim Carrey as the Riddler locked up at the loony bin, claiming he's Batman.

S/he was much more entertaining when all she did was scream "gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang..."

S/he's gotten rather boring.

 

[Galene]

Many Feathers

Ditto!



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[Selena_Kitt]

S/he was much more entertaining when all she did was scream "gangbang gangbang gangbang gangbang..."

S/he's gotten rather boring.

Sad and pathetic, really.

I feel truly sorry for Mr. Sarah... I'm sure his parent's basement gets cold in the winter.

But I don't even want to think how mom keeps him warm. *shudder*

 

[Deborah]

I nominate Sarahhh. Her incredibly erotic writing has influenced me to have a real baby.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ditto!



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Hi Galene,

We've never met. I'm Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. I couldn't help but notice that you have more than 88,000 posts. I mean, I thought I was prolific with my more than 600 stories, but you have more than 88,000 posts.

Now, I'm not on these boards 24/7. This is the first time I've read a post from you. I have to admit that I was curious about someone who has posted more than 88,000 times since 2002. I went to the author's index and was surprised that you've never written a story.

Surely, someone who posts so many times is a writer. Pardon me for being nosey, but I was wondering why you never posted a story to Literotica.

I apologize if I've offended you or insulted you, that's not my intention. I'm just flabbergasted that someone would post more than 88,000 times to these forum boards and never post a story. Perhaps, you submit stories under a different name. Perhaps, you pulled all your stories. I was just curious is all. Perhaps, Galene is an identity for another writer.

Maybe you or one of the regulars can enlighten me.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I nominate Sarahhh. Her incredibly erotic writing has influenced me to have a real baby.

I'm sure Mr. Sarahhhh can help you with that. If he can still get it up, anyway...

 

[MarshAlien]

I nominate Sarahhh. Her incredibly erotic writing has influenced me to have a real baby.

. . . as opposed to?

 

[Galene]

Hi Galene,

We've never met. I'm Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter. I couldn't help but notice that you have more than 88,000 posts. I mean, I thought I was prolific with my more than 600 stories, but you have more than 88,000 posts.

Now, I'm not on these boards 24/7. This is the first time I've read a post from you. I have to admit that I was curious about someone who has posted more than 88,000 times since 2002. I went to the author's index and was surprised that you've never written a story.

Surely, someone who posts so many times is a writer. Pardon me for being nosey, but I was wondering why you never posted a story to Literotica.

I apologize if I've offended you or insulted you, that's not my intention. I'm just flabbergasted that someone would post more than 88,000 times to these forum boards and never post a story. Perhaps, you submit stories under a different name. Perhaps, you pulled all your stories. I was just curious is all. Perhaps, Galene is an identity for another writer.

Maybe you or one of the regulars can enlighten me.

Hello Freddie,

You haven't offended me in any way. No I am not a writer, I have never submitted anything in Lit.
Yes, I have quite a lot of posts, only because I used to have threads in AmPics, which were all very popular and busy.
I chose to reply to each and every one individually and that explains my very high post count.




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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hello Freddie,

You haven't offended me in any way. No I am not a writer, I have never submitted anything in Lit.
Yes, I have quite a lot of posts, only because I used to have threads in AmPics, which were all very popular and busy.
I chose to reply to each and every one individually and that explains my very high post count.




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Thank you so much for taking the time to satisfy my curiosity.

 

[Galene]

Thank you so much for taking the time to satisfy my curiosity.

You are welcome, Freddie.




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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You are welcome, Freddie.




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Ah, now I understand why you have so many posts (lol). We can go back and forth all day with this.

Much like a chat board, the forum boards can get a bit addictive. Only, I've always found it easier to hide myself in fiction and to wait until my characters developed enough to play with my imagination.

I don't have the social skills or the polite patience, I guess, to want to be much more than an occasional participant on these boards. I envy your people skills that you must have to amass more than 80,000 posts.

In my case, I'm easily bored and bothered by stupidity. I mean, there is stupid because they weren't educated and then there's just dumb because they're ignorant. The later bothers me more than the former. I need to be more tolerant of others, but there is just so little time. Do you know what I mean?