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Night everyone - Sweet Dreams
 
Morning all. Off to work a little early today.

Have an ultrasound this morning (i think im pregnant!). Jk, they’re gonna look at my legs for bad veins (I know there’s a joke there too!) Been having leg and foot pain, so we’re getting that checked.

Then off to corporate zombieland where I got a full slate of meetings.

See yaz on the other side a work!
Let us know when you're due so we can have a baby shower! 🤣🤣🤣
 
I got fired from my job as an Uber driver. It turns out my customers didn’t like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

The first floor of my house is a complete disaster. The second floor – well, that’s a different storey.

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

Just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stair.

Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

As amazing as cliffs are, they’re often overlooked.

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

How do you find Will Smith after a blizzard? Just look for the fresh prints.

Prison may be just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
 
You know I looked right through Jumbo and saw 1st Cavalry😁. Literally first thing I saw. We never change…

Off to the Sawbones, well the PA, to get screened this morning. The second step of what looks like a long process. Everyone have a great day. On the bright side, they say we might have a White Christmas?😲. One can hope…I’ve only had ONE my entire life!

On the Third day of Christmas Z…

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How was your appointment, H? 🫂
 
Morning all.

First good night sleep in a while, although the old 4 legged friend woke us up once or twice.

Still lots of snow on the ground here, although the roads may bare up today. Just above freezing yesterday and maybe today. Supposed to drop off again later in the week.

Back to the grind for the week!
🥶🥶🥶
 
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