The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

Mutha F'n 2:59AM club!

Anyone else around? What the hell are you doing here? Go back to sleep!

Hopefully you got back to sleep.

 

[Wonderer67]

Too soon to join, or does 49 get an early access pass?

49 is close enough.

We’re a fun and accepting group.

Here’s the skinny: No politics, religious proselytizin and no hittin on the womenz.

Other than that it’s like the bar Cheers. Pull up a chair.

 

[Wonderer67]

Hit a brother up, please.


This car shooping, I tell ya . . . .

I wouldn’t mind knowing either…

I’m not sayin I’m just sayin….

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wonderer67]

I suspect that, in this case, that "date" means "fuck."

I thought the two were just interchangeable???

Homophone?

No?

I literally laughed out loud in bed typing homophones…

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wonderer67]

There are tiny plastic models of all that shit out there. You paint them yourself. Weeks of unparalleled fun to be had, and the smell of lacquer to permeate your atmosphere.

OMG… the smell of model airplane glue…

 

[Wonderer67]

It's travel day, so 0257. Yeah - joy. I gotta get moving so's I can go out and play in the sneaux with the drivers who don't pack the gear to operate vehicles on my fuckin' highways.

So they’re YOUR highways now??

Be careful driving, bud! Fuckin sneaux…

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning everyone!View attachment 2582354

That’s about right….

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. I did go back to sleep for another hour or so.

Snow is on its way this morning. Roads should be clear by the time I go to another doctor.

Lots of scams out there per morning news. I hate them.

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning denizens of the diner. I did go back to sleep for another hour or so.

Snow is on its way this morning. Roads should be clear by the time I go to another doctor.

Lots of scams out there per morning news. I hate them.

Glad you got back to sleep!

And fuck those scammers. how can they live with themselves??

 

[Wonderer67]

@Lilianna23 and @Wat_Tyler

You have inspired me. I found this box of old tank models I made when I was a teenager. I saw them in the basement a couple of months ago and now I’m going to start a new Christmas tradition.

I went downstairs to work out and got a little sidetracked!

Get it? Tanks? Tracks??

A tankers Christmas!

https://imgur.com/a/ilhhIYm

 

[subdudeme13]

@Lilianna23 and @Wat_Tyler

You have inspired me. I found this box of old tank models I made when I was a teenager. I saw them in the basement a couple of months ago and now I’m going to start a new Christmas tradition.

I went downstairs to work out and got a little sidetracked!

Get it? Tanks? Tracks??

A tankers Christmas!

https://imgur.com/a/ilhhIYm

Good morning! Are you saying you are tanked?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Tweedledude]

Thank you, T!

That's only part of it. I'll post some more pics.

Sounds great.

 

[Tweedledude]

This looks like Leavenworth! It's a little Bavarian-like town in central WA. They have Christmas pretty much year round there!

One of the hallmark channels favor filming location

 

[Tweedledude]

Too soon to join, or does 49 get an early access pass?

Lol. I tho I can remember 49. I have some aches and pains that are that age.

 

[subdudeme13]

Good morning everyone. A chilly 50 here in St. Pete. Everyone is ready for Christmas. Right?

 

[subdudeme13]

How am I on here 20+ years and just seeing this thread for the first time? Maybe I've aged out, since I just hit the big 7 5.

You should have reached the legal age of consent. Don't forget to read the rules!

 

[subdudeme13]

Being a danger to others is always a blessing....

Help me out with that tone. Does not compute!

 

[subdudeme13]

Win Column!
It takes practice... and a touch of geometry

I remember geometry, I think I remember.