The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

I am 58 and I hear retirement calling me. But the bank account and the financial scenarios all say, “not yet.”

I amm 55 snd if i could financially do it i would retire tomorrow

 

[Missk_2022]

They are freshly appled.


New Poodle is not so sure, but he got braids in his mane somehow. Hell, if that's all it tookens . . . .

He needs to figure stuff out..... he will come around and be your shadow

 

[Missk_2022]

I would schedule my dental appointments to coincide with staff meetings. Much less painful,

Or proctology appointments

 

[CX726577]

Or proctology appointments

We got those just by interacting with HR

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Instead of making a claim, I would just report it. Depending on your deductible, and how much it will cost to do the work you have to decide whether you want to actually make a claim.

Making a claim might make your rates go up…

Well…Round 3: Squirrels - 1 / HDH -0

Called USAA…they don’t cover Furry Rodent damage. WTF am I paying them for?

I’m not going to let this ruin my Christmas though. I can fix the pipe. The roof on the other hand…I could do it…just not a second story job.

Way too far behind today. Finished up the last of the stocking stuffers. It’s done. Going to go slow, do some cooking and enjoy the holiday. Watched The Man Who Came to Dinner last night. Monty Woolley and Betty Davis. Funny Christmas movie from the way back.

Sounds like some of you are going to have a White Christmas…not sure if that’s a good thing…

——Christmas Castle MZ——

 

[MuffandNonsense]

You two Brit’s have excellent senses of humour.

but why the extra O in humour??

So it rhymes with
Rumour
And Puma
And Zoomer

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I dunno abt that.

I have a few natural talents.

I can remember obscure shit for years ago, but I can’t remember anything near term. It has made me goof at trivia. (But serves very a few important matters)

I can also estimate time and distance very well.

I can lift heavy things.

That is pretty much it!

Don't beat yourself up.

I'm very similar when it comes to remembering events from long ago but get very easily distracted when I am doing stuff in the here and now.

When I was working I would usually spend an hour making food to take to work (I often worked nights and the canteen was shut).

If the phone rang just before `I was due to go I would often drive off and leave the food in the kitchen!

That's a big part of ADHD, so writing notes is always a great help.

...... but you have to remember to read them!!!

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I’d like to think so!

Oh wait… THAT Alexander…

What, Alexander's Shagtime Band?

 

[Missk_2022]

We got those just by interacting with HR

They are the devils asshole of people

 

[MuffandNonsense]

What?!? A missed opportunity for this musical gem??? Quelle tragédie!

Sadly I can't see that video in the UK.

 

[Missk_2022]

Don't beat yourself up.

I'm very similar when it comes to remembering events from long ago but get very easily distracted when I am doing stuff in the here and now.

When I was working I would usually spend an hour making food to take to work (I often worked nights and the canteen was shut).

If the phone rang just before `I was due to go I would often drive off and leave the food in the kitchen!

That's a big part of ADHD, so writing notes is always a great help.

...... but you have to remember to read them!!!

Put your keys with stuff u dont wanna forget... my keys spent a lot of time chillin in the fridge with the next shift lunch

 

[likes2watchU]

but why the extra O in humour??

For the History buffs:
Why Do Brits Use ‘Ou’ and Americans Just Use ‘O’ in Words?

I amm 55 snd if i could financially do it i would retire tomorrow

Yes, if the finances said it was okay I would retire with you!!

We got those just by interacting with HR

Well…Round 3: Squirrels - 1 / HDH -0

Called USAA…they don’t cover Furry Rodent damage. WTF am I paying them for?

Was wondering if USAA had more coverage options b/c no way mine would cover the fury of the furries.
Good luck finding a solution that wins the war!!

If the phone rang just before `I was due to go I would often drive off and leave the food in the kitchen!

I started using my car keys and cloth bags. Food in the fridge I want to take with? Put the car key on top. A few things to grab on the way out the door? Put them in the cloth bag and either hang from the doorknob or set in front of the door. It's not but it ups my chances.

Sadly I can't see that video in the UK.

That's a shame... it's Devo's Whip It video

 

[likes2watchU]

Put your keys with stuff u dont wanna forget... my keys spent a lot of time chillin in the fridge with the next shift lunch

GMTA

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Put your keys with stuff u dont wanna forget... my keys spent a lot of time chillin in the fridge with the next shift lunch

Brilliant idea. Thanks!

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I'm working on a Christmas Cocktail for shy people.
it's very strong and it's called a Speculum.
It just helps you open up a bit .....

 

[Wonderer67]

What, Alexander's Shagtime Band?

 

[CX726577]

They are the devils asshole of people

You're being polite!

 

[Nightbird]

Greetings and Salutations everyone.. Slept in a bit again today still have a nasty cough.. Its food prep day here..

 

[likes2watchU]

Greetings and Salutations everyone.. Slept in a bit again today still have a nasty cough.. Its food prep day here..

Hey @Nightbird
Sorry you're still under the weather.
Does this put you on the DL for food prep?
Or at least in a supervisory capacity?
Hope you feel better soon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He needs to figure stuff out..... he will come around and be your shadow

I think that he'll figure it out, too. Horses are very sensitive critters, and something is bugging him. So I speak to him every time I walk past him. He'll come to see what it's all about soon enough.


He doesn't know apples. Yet. He will . . . .

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Song by Irving `Berlin:

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Did she have a tramp stamp??? If so, anal was on the table . . . .

Is that like a Trump stump?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Is that like a Trump stump?

Disabled sex is over there >>>>>

 

[Wonderer67]

Saw this… many of us can identify!!

 

[Missk_2022]

I'm working on a Christmas Cocktail for shy people.
it's very strong and it's called a Speculum.
It just helps you open up a bit .....

And wets your whistle