The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

The guy who was sooo nice to plow for my parents and shovel walk charged me 120$ plowed a swath and left a pile in front of mailbox and didnt plow the whole area... now my parents want me to take care of it right fucking now..... like fuck i have to fucking work.... the mother fucker is not getting another 120$ of my fucking money. So tonight after working alllllll fucking day i am going to go over and fucking shovel in front of the fucking mailbox
 
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How's everyone doing today?
I mentioned they’re all old man beers. Stuff you’d find at a divey bar.
Oooh... do they serve food?
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I am watching one of those influencer people reviewing this place that makes dessert sushi and this guy is trying probably 60000 calories of stuff... he said in a long Island accent

"Who is beaties and when did he die"
Hahahahahaha
Apparently called chocolate house or something like that
WTAF is "dessert sushi"??? 🤢
My new favorite sticker
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The project manager just told me how important I am around here. It’s enough to make me want to vomit.
Words are cheap. Show me you mean it with bonuses and salary increases. 🤑
As in if someone challenges me or tries to push me around i am likely to tell them to fuck off and quit
Which would be so awesome... provided you have another job waiting for you?
Much as I'd like to do the same some days, I am dependent upon that pesky paycheck still. :rolleyes:
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Only matters when it comes from someone who isnt a weaselly twat waffle
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We rode at when i wake up!!!!!
Doesnt aound so tough
It could... are you using a "Nurse Voice" or "Mom Voice"? :unsure:
OK.
So it’s settled. We ride at noon!
And fully caffeinated.
Much more reasonable than my usual workday start. 😂
The guy who was sooo nice to plow for my parents and shovel walk charged me 120$ plowed a swath and left a pile in front of mailbox and didnt plow the whole area... now my parents want me to take care of it right fucking now..... like fuck i have to fucking work.... the mother fucker is not getting another 120$ of my fucking money. So tonight after working alllllll fucking day i am going to go over and fucking shovel in front of the fucking mailbox
Hve you tried the "Super Nice, Dumb Customer" routine yet? It's irritating AF but often works.

The whole helpless customer and you're the expert ass-buttering. Not perfect but gets good results.

Challenge is riding the wave of Damsel in Distress vs Do Your Fucking Job

"Hi. I was just following up to see if what time you're planning to return to finish the plowing job at my parents place?"
"Well... I show the job was for XXX and they're saying access to their mailbox is blocked and XXX hasn't been cleared yet. I just figured with how big the storm was that maybe the jobs were being staged in segments to give people access first, then finish clearing once the storm was done."

And no - that should all be covered under the original contracted job. What an asshole! 🤬
Other than sending you good vibes, anything I can do?
Obvious answer: Hop on the Cafe Leer Jet... then go over to @Missk_2022 's folks' place and clear the snow... then go to her place and clear that snow and anything on her Honey Do List 😏 😂
 
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How's everyone doing today?

Oooh... do they serve food?
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WTAF is "dessert sushi"??? 🤢

💯

Words are cheap. Show me you mean it with bonuses and salary increases. 🤑

Which would be so awesome... provided you have another job waiting for you?
Much as I'd like to do the same some days, I am dependent upon that pesky paycheck still. :rolleyes:
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It could... are you using a "Nurse Voice" or "Mom Voice"? :unsure:


Much more reasonable than my usual workday start. 😂

Hve you tried the "Super Nice, Dumb Customer" routine yet? It's irritating AF but often works.

The whole helpless customer and you're the expert ass-buttering. Not perfect but gets good results.

Challenge is riding the wave of Damsel in Distress vs Do Your Fucking Job

"Hi. I was just following up to see if what time you're planning to return to finish the plowing job at my parents place?"
"Well... I show the job was for XXX and they're saying access to their mailbox is blocked and XXX hasn't been cleared yet. I just figured with how big the storm was that maybe the jobs were being staged in segments to give people access first, then finish clearing once the storm was done."

And no - that should all be covered under the original contracted job. What an asshole! 🤬

Obvious answer: Hop on the Cafe Leer Jet... then go over to @Missk_2022 's folks' place and clear the snow... then go to her place and clear that snow and anything on her Honey Do List 😏 😂
If i get to use the jet, I will even do the honey do list in a maid outfit and a French accent
 
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How's everyone doing today?

Oooh... do they serve food?
View attachment 2593026

WTAF is "dessert sushi"??? 🤢

💯

Words are cheap. Show me you mean it with bonuses and salary increases. 🤑

Which would be so awesome... provided you have another job waiting for you?
Much as I'd like to do the same some days, I am dependent upon that pesky paycheck still. :rolleyes:
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It could... are you using a "Nurse Voice" or "Mom Voice"? :unsure:


Much more reasonable than my usual workday start. 😂

Hve you tried the "Super Nice, Dumb Customer" routine yet? It's irritating AF but often works.

The whole helpless customer and you're the expert ass-buttering. Not perfect but gets good results.

Challenge is riding the wave of Damsel in Distress vs Do Your Fucking Job

"Hi. I was just following up to see if what time you're planning to return to finish the plowing job at my parents place?"
"Well... I show the job was for XXX and they're saying access to their mailbox is blocked and XXX hasn't been cleared yet. I just figured with how big the storm was that maybe the jobs were being staged in segments to give people access first, then finish clearing once the storm was done."

And no - that should all be covered under the original contracted job. What an asshole! 🤬

Obvious answer: Hop on the Cafe Leer Jet... then go over to @Missk_2022 's folks' place and clear the snow... then go to her place and clear that snow and anything on her Honey Do List 😏 😂
I want to choke slam the bastard.... or have OM plan something with wat.... or maybe me and DKA get out the steel reinforced zamboni and go to town
 
I want to choke slam the bastard.... or have OM plan something with wat.... or maybe me and DKA get out the steel reinforced zamboni and go to town
I like the way you think... but don't forget Bo
Would hate for Bo to feel left out... get a complex
I mean - where do you find a therapist for a backhoe that digs 14 feet? :unsure:
 
So Mrs. Wonderer was right.

Public humiliation!

I quickly went through two sheer pins, bringing the snowblower down the rock driveway. I’m not too surprised.

Then we hand dug through the giant snowbank, and I drove the pick up truck down there to where the firewood was. I almost got stuck and it was a miracle. I got back out.

🤪

Luckily, I have four more shear pins! We ended up using toboggans to take a bunch of firewood from the Firewood stacks up to the wood stand.

Now I’m back at work.

Dammit. A friend of mine does have a have a plow service and I’m gonna pay him cash to just dig through.
 
Slight argument w the missus over how best to keep our farmyard clear so we can continue to sell firewood.

Me: “please… I know what I’m doing and I know how it’ll work. Don’t worry.”

Her: that’s precisely why I’m worried!

Touché!!
I agree with what she says, even if she has no idea what she’s talking about.
So Mrs. Wonderer was right.

Public humiliation!
Almost like it writes itself :unsure: 😜 😂
Glad it only cost you a handful of sheer pins and some pride to get to that realization.

Moral of the Story: "Yes, dear" is always so much easier
Alternate Moral: Just look at @Wat_Tyler and follow suit
 
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