The Awards of the Year (as told by Shila)

[Guest]

oh you dirty slut...lick me again

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lickin my troll and nibblin on my troll and smoochin my troll and lickin some more on my troll and oooooooooo is that whipped cream?

 

[Guest]

you bet your ass it is whipped cream bitch...eat it up...
if i keep doing this can i go to the gym with you????

 

[KillerMuffin]

Did I ever tell you how much I love it when you call me bitch?

Oooooohhh yeah, 1800ish hours and I'll show you some guys that will make you drool like you're starvin and they're steak ready to eat. And lick. And suck. And oh my gawd. Wear black, the wet spot is hard to explain.

 

[Guest]

listen you bitchy slut... we might live in the same state...but you must cum and get me or you will never experience the best thing...although i don't know if you deserve it....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

awwwwwww........

not even nominated, >hangs head in shame< fine, fine...lol...and um...i think having sex with your troll is like incest...no? lol...um...i'll leave, >head still hung in shame<

 

[KillerMuffin]

I borrowed Deborah's 16 inch dildo, don't worry I boiled it first. Spread em my darling troll.

I know you live in the same state sugarlips, but I can't drive. Cum and get me instead baby.

 

[Guest]

hahahha....yeah i am on my way bitch....just keep that 16 incher warm or me....

 

[Guest]

how are you going to tie me to the roll bar if you don't drive...so i have to do all the work cumslut???

 

[Guest]

Bobtoad:
"Farthest Lost: Never

Bobtoad777 is lost in his own mind."

But Never is out of her's...
What about Adoratrice as Nicest Stalker?
Deb as Most Proficient with 16 inch Dildo?
Bobtoad as Most Likely to be on the Jerry Springer Show?

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[Insert neat quote]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't have to drive to tie you to the rollbar my designated troll bitch, I just have to have a truck, which I do, to tie you to the rollbar with. Don't you think the dildo would feel better ice cold instead? That's what Deborah recommends.

Now get your ass over here so we can go ogle some damned fine male meat and then do some nasty kinky things that would make even Sparky blush.

 

[Guest]

I like my meat warm...if you think you are strong enough to tie me down then babe are you wrong...(well i might struggle for a bit) I am sooo there...troll bitch huh??? we know who the bitch is here...I am a troll hussy...get it right whore

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oooooops sorry, my mistake. Troll hussy. I have got to be the only one on the boards with a sexy ass troll like you. Daaayam you gotta nice ass. I'm strong enough to tie you to the rollbar all right babe, but only cause I know how much you like it.

 

[Rosebud]

I am trying...but you are making me LMAO

 

[Shelby]

Shelby is trolling....

What if they are all the same person?

Hehehe!

 

[Guest]

are you saying that i am rosebud??? that ugly bitch??? have you seen her...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hah! Rosebud is a gorgeous hot to trot melt my ujoints bitch, she's almost as drop dead gawd I'm cummin sexy as you are my troll hussy!

Maybe a threesome... ooooooooooohh theres an idea...

 

[Rosebud]

LMFAO

 

[Guest]

shut up you cock sucking whores...I like mine one on one...no one could handle two of me

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey Rosebud, what say we tie the Rosebudtroll hussy up to the roll bar and have our wicked way with the troll? Maybe a lil whipped cream, some strawberries, a freshly sterilized 16 inch dildo?

If we come to your house can we convince Havoc that he has to go get us some fresh New York style cheesecake? Like from the store down the street from Sparky? Drat. What if we gave him a camera without film and told him to play the porno king he's always wanted to be? Would that do it for him? Or should we turn the dildo on him too?

 

[Rosebud]

let's see...two women and one havoc...he would die from pleasure

 

[KillerMuffin]

We can't forget the troll. I LOVE my Rosebudtroll, she's the sweetest most wonderfullest nicest bestest sexiestest overall trolliestest gorgeousest troll ever!

You don't think Ol' Havoc would have problems if I brought the troll along do ya?

 

[Rosebud]

ummmm.sure why not...bring the troll hussy too....

 

[Rosebud]

fuck...i knew i would screw up

[Edited by Rosebud on 11-16-2000 at 07:07 PM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Kewl!!!!

On my way, lesse, lemme check the bus schedule... It comes through Manhattan on the way to...

Hmmm, maybe I should wait for the DAV shuttle and tell em I gotta get my troll seen at the VA hospital.