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Holy cow, that only puts you about an hour and half, counting my speeding habits, the stop a dairy queen for a blizzard along the way, and slowing down to hollar encouragement at the construction workers to take it off baby!, away from ya'll. Small literotica, huh?

I'm only bout 5 hours from Tiggsy, only cause there isn't a good DQ between here n there.
 
So close yet so far. I'm shocked really, I always thought of others on the net as exotic and mysterious, figures who live rich lives full of adventure and intrigue in lands steeped in ancient traditions ever so far away. Wow. A few orgasms, some speeding, giving a cop or two head to get out of a ticket and bam, I'm there. Cept I can't drive. *sigh*
 
now wait a minute...if you are giving a cop favors...i wanna be there...it is one of my greatest fantasies....PLEASE LEMME
 
No kidding? You too? LIke this maybe?

It was a routine day out on patrol, picking up speeders on the highway. Havoc sat in his patrol car, in the middle of I-35 watching traffic blow by him when suddenly a little red convertible blew past doing at least 20 miles over the speedlimit. He hit his discos, hit the pavement and caught up the them.

Two women were in the car, fussing with something inside the car.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" He asked, staring down the shirt of the driver. She was a total babe.

"Um, no." She lied, licking her lips. "I can't get another ticket officer, I'll lose my license."

"You should have thought of that before speeding ma'am."

"Rosebud, my name is Rosebud, that's Muffin. Isn't there some way we could...work this out?"

Havoc put down his ticket book and looked Rosebud over. Well now, mayber there was. "What did you have in mind?"
 
Bobtoad777 said:
QUOTE]Originally posted by Shila
Okay. MY choices for the best and the worst THIS year are:

Wierdest Posts: Sparky Kronkite
Strangest (In A Good Way): Wizard
Best BoardRunner EVER!: Laurel
Coolest Title: Rosebud
Kindest: Juliangel
Most Down-To-Earth: Earthgoddess
Best Dominatrix: Hecate
Wiggliest: Nicole
Funniest: Ravenloft
Nicest Ass: Renegade
Most Poetic: Jade
Best Cook: Svedish_Chef
Most Annoying: ME!!!

Bobtoad777 is way more annoying

So there you have it! *ducks and waits for the flames*
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All true
 
You'd think they named a college after him or something...

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Who the fuck are you again?
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Wow Dixon...I can see right up your nose.

Go like this:

*wipe*
 
Peasant!

Dixon old man. I suggest we turn are backs on this triviality and retire to the club. The Beajolais Nouveau has arrived. Perhaps we could enjoy a glass and discuss the merits of the Fox Hunt, Thoroughbread Horses and 12 cylinder German sedans.

Snob! You ain't seen nothin' yet baby!;)

[Edited by Expertise on 11-17-2000 at 06:09 AM]
 
Do you know nothing my darling Expertise? Anglo Arabs are far more suited to the chore of hunting, the adore taking fences, whereas the Thoroughbred is more a flat runner. Personally, one prefers the Hunter, either Irish, which is stockier and looks much better under broadly built men, or the English version, based upon the Thoroughbred, is leaner and looks nicer under a more streamlined man. I, however, much prefer the German made Holstiener. This horse not only adores jumping and gadding about the countryside under a rider, it will do it on it's own, which makes confining the thing rather difficult. The only thing is that the general color of brown that Holstiener's come in just don't quite match the dashing red of the traditional foxhunter's attire. You should also be very careful when purchasing an Anglo Arab, they also have colors that would simply clash out on the green. This, I believe, is why Prince Charles was so heavily into polo, the ponies matched his wardrobe much better.
 
Ahhhhhh a woman who knows horse flesh. This denotes good breeding and may some day gain you entrance in to Club de Snob.

You are absolutely correct in your assertions young lady but I was speaking of Thoroughbreads as a seperate issue from fox hunting. Snobs like us see Thoroughbreads as a hobby/investment.

Now back to the stables with you befor I take a crop to those lovely buttocks of yours;)
 
Shh, Thumper bunny, some of us know the truth.

Ahem, Best Tail - Thumper
 
*in his best Nicholson imitation*

The Truth! You can't "Handle" the truth!

I can handle it though...and I do....a lot;)
 
I think I would lose..

But in losing I gain more.

OOOOH a little zen thing going on...

Think you can handle me? ;)

*knowing full well she could*
 
Didn't we do the Stablehand and the Lady game last week Expertise darling? I warmed that delicious rump of yours last week, I suppose turn about is fair play. I was rather hoping we could play Cowboy and Indian again. I really like that one. When do I get to be a snob too? *pout*
 
Hey Shila thinks I am nice!! I am nice right? And I dont think any of the people Shila listed as snobby are snobby at all. Maybe if she had a lil more respect for some people they wouldnt snub her!!
 
That is part of my befuddlement NH

I am quite sure I never snubbed her or anyone else.:confused:

Jesus, I even respond (albeit not nicely) to idiots like Roland and Dee_Cole.


"I'm just a boy whose intentions are good, Oh Lord please don't let me be misunderstood"
 
God I miss being on Lit everyday I need to get my phone hooked up!! This is driving me nutz!! ((hugs for everyone))
 
She used to create more threads than you can shake Deborah's dildo at, most of them without much thought provoking meaning behind them. Kinda like Sparky but without his panache. I don't think I've ever seen you respond to most of her threads, I know DCL and Lasher haven't. Did you even open them? I quit after a while, it was a bit monotonous. I skip most of Sparky's too.
 
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