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The Awards of the Year (as told by Shila)

Re: Excuse me!!

Thumper said:

I demand a recount...a hand recount!

Or a hand something....
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Giving Thumper a nice hard smack.... nice ass babe!
 
Shila said:
Okay. MY choices for the best and the worst THIS year are:

Kindest: Juliangel


So there you have it! *ducks and waits for the flames*

[Edited by Shila on 11-16-2000 at 04:51 PM]
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DAMN!!! I was going for biggest flirt!
 
I have to confess to being jealous of you, Killermuffin. How come you get to have a lusty sex-troll and the rest of us just get nasty, insulting ones?

You wouldn't ever considering lending your troll out, would you? Or renting her out? (can you sublet a troll?)

*snapping open briefcase full of fat stacks of Benjamins*

Now do we have something to discuss?
 
Thumper definitely gets my vote for the best ass!! Plus, the long blonde hair is tooooo sexy. Reminds me of my first husband. I loved his ass before I even saw his face, which was gorgeous. Can I join the snob club, too? Worse ways to spend time than hanging out with DCL & Expertise. I don't know Lasher, but his posts are always interesting.
 
Rule of Law!

Uh oh! I can just see where this is going.

Renegade files motion with circuit court to end the recount and be declared the winner. Cites the possibility of Thumper stuffing the ballot box!

I already stuffed it....with panties hehehehehehe

Thanks for the votes Teresa and Juliangel...
*ass still smarts though*
 
Shilia, you aren't at all annoying... but perhaps "flaterring" would be more suitable!

Egads, most poetic... I don't know what to say, excpet that *sniff sniff, sob sob* I'd like to thank all the good people who got me here and *sniff sniff* the academy and ... and well, Endlessly deserves this award WAY more than me and so I am going to share it with her.

Thank you thank you thank you ... I love you all!
Good Night!
*smiles through the tears*

(insert applause and cheering)
 
I know the solution!

I have the perfect solution to this little situation. Thumper gets the 'Best Ass' award and I'll settle for the 'Best Hung' award? ;)
 
Re: I know the solution!

Renegade said:
I have the perfect solution to this little situation. Thumper gets the 'Best Ass' award and I'll settle for the 'Best Hung' award? ;)
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As long as I get to be the judge. :D
You both have my email address, I expect pictures. ;)
 
you fucking doctor...bring that thermometer over here and take my damn temp you sexy young thing you...I mean you sob...come on ....hurry up...you are so damn slow for a young person....
 
Re: Re: I know the solution!

Kitten Eyes said:

As long as I get to be the judge. :D
You both have my email address, I expect pictures. ;)
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I wouldn't mind you being the judge, but unfortunatly I can't send you a pic. Any pictures of my little(well, not 'little')guy would not fit into a scanner. ;) God, I'm such a jackass. lol
 
Woohoo! Oh, happy day! At long last I have my very own troll. And she seems to be a surly one at that (at least I hope it's a she... if not, it's not getting anywhere near my thermometer). ;)
 
cool you have a troll

[Edited by Rosebud on 11-17-2000 at 03:44 PM]
 
REN, you got competition for the best hung!

so ha!!!


...roooose, didn't i didn't know....there so nice! *mouth drops down to ground* daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn..... ;)
 
Woman....woman???? of course I am a woman...damn good doctor you are, can't even tell a woman from a man. *pulls shirt off* look at these...do you know what these are??? have they taught you that yet??? damn you ass...you need to go to troll shool...we will teach you all you need to know to get a "head" in medicine...all you need is something to put your patients to sleep and one thermometer...You can cure most women this way ....now learn from the best you fool
 
This means war...

Can't I win just one award in peace???? Looks like we've got some guys going for my awards.*cracks knuckles* Let's rumble.
 
*puts on brass knuckles* so be it....i didn't want to do this.......GO GO GADGET DICK! *whips it out and it causes a earthquake and power outage* there you happy? shows you who tha boss is!
 
*brings out a chainsaw* Thanks for giving me an easier target to take care of Dirk.

*With one quick slice, the Gadget dick is diced to nothing*

Now who's the winner again? lol
 
what i wouldn't do for a scanner right now....damnit! maybe i could get a camera or somethen later....yeah kitten, give me your e-mail address, i'll send ya something that you will like once i can!

*dick regenerates* HA HA HA! its invicible!!! *laughs evily* now for you! *pulls out paintball gun, automatic, and shoots at ren's balls emptying the 2000 ball holing cartrige thingy* NOW WHOSE THA WINNER! ha ha ha!
 
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