The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

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[MaryBears]

A joke for you all


The Wisdom of The Indian Chief
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.

You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night making love."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think He could improve system like that!"

 

[Palleon]

Good morning Mary

PJ, I dont compete for the ladies attention. If they give it to me great. Just be yourself and have fun.

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning Mary

PJ, I dont compete for the ladies attention. If they give it to me great. Just be yourself and have fun.

Good Morning Pall


Getting ready to head out the door to go work out in the pool....wish you could cum with me.....would love that but I should be back earlier today.....talk to you then...

Hugs and kisses as i grope your ass on my way out the door.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

8:00am
"Would you like some bacon and eggs for breakfast hun?"

"No thanks, this Viagra! Not hungry"






Noon
"Would you like some lunch hun, some soup, or a sandwich?"

"No thanks, I am not hungry at all."






7:00pm
"Would you like some dinner hun, i can do a pizza in a few minutes in the microwave?"

"No thanks, this Viagra has totally taken away my appetite."



"Well will you GEt off me, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING STARVING"

 

[kayte]

Well Thank you Palleon Most Guys wont give hints to others as they see it as a competition.I apreciate it

Good morning PJ ~ Nice to see you again!!! Yes, Pall is a real sweet guy.

Hope you have a great time on the thread and on the site!!!

 

[kayte]

This is so very beautiful....I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did




If you can't see the above picture, Click here!

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.
After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation,or when we retire.

The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with... and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting

--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you lose ten pounds
--until you gain ten pounds
--until you finish school
--until you get a divorce
--until you get married
--until you have kids
--until you retire
--until summer
--until spring
--until winter
--until fall
--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.


Written by: Crystal Boyd

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

Snuzzles ya close. Hope your day is a fabulous one sweetie.

Thank you for the quote by Crystal Boyd!! It is so very true!!!

 

[kayte]

A joke for you all


The Wisdom of The Indian Chief
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.

You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied,

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night making love."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think He could improve system like that!"

LMFAO!!!!

 

[Palleon]

Good morning PJ ~ Nice to see you again!!! Yes, Pall is a real sweet guy.

Hope you have a great time on the thread and on the site!!!

I will show you sweet, Kayte

 

[kayte]

Good morning Mary

PJ, I dont compete for the ladies attention. If they give it to me great. Just be yourself and have fun.

Good morning {{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}}}

 

[kayte]

Good Morning Pall


Getting ready to head out the door to go work out in the pool....wish you could cum with me.....would love that but I should be back earlier today.....talk to you then...

Hugs and kisses as i grope your ass on my way out the door.

Oh {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}} That is so great you are able to head back there. Enjoy the time in the pool

See you later hon.

 

[kayte]

8:00am
"Would you like some bacon and eggs for breakfast hun?"

"No thanks, this Viagra! Not hungry"






Noon
"Would you like some lunch hun, some soup, or a sandwich?"

"No thanks, I am not hungry at all."






7:00pm
"Would you like some dinner hun, i can do a pizza in a few minutes in the microwave?"

"No thanks, this Viagra has totally taken away my appetite."



"Well will you GEt off me, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING STARVING"

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Good morning {{{{{{{{{{BD}}}}}}}}}}} That is so funny sweetie.

 

[Palleon]

Good morning {{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}}}

Good morning sweet cheeks, kiss kiss

 

[kayte]

Good morning sweet cheeks, kiss kiss

Shucks sweetie!! You're making me Blush

 

[Palleon]

Shucks sweetie!! You're making me Blush

I would love to see your red face right now. Of course it is easy to make me blush in person, just mention sex

 

[kayte]

I would love to see your red face right now. Of course it is easy to make me blush in person, just mention sex

And you are so cute when you blush. I remember lunch last year!!!

 

[Palleon]

And you are so cute when you blush. I remember lunch last year!!!

I blushed alot, and you were so comfortable. At least you looked like you were

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning all...hope you're having a wonderful day.....
((((((hugs))))))) to all

 

[kayte]

I blushed alot, and you were so comfortable. At least you looked like you were

Well I was a tad nervous. It is always nice to meet the people I have posted with.

 

[kayte]

Good morning all...hope you're having a wonderful day.....
((((((hugs))))))) to all

Good morning {{{{{{cats}}}}} Have a spendid day sweetie!!!

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning {{{{{{cats}}}}} Have a spendid day sweetie!!!

Thank you kayte...(((hugs))) you have a wonderful day too...

 

[Palleon]

Thank you kayte...(((hugs))) you have a wonderful day too...

{{{{Cats}}}} Good morning seetie

 

[catsr2wild]

{{{{Cats}}}} Good morning seetie

Good morning Pall...

 

[Palleon]

Good morning Pall...

Sorry I cant type

You are sweetie not a seetie

 

[kayte]

*chuckles*

Who's Art in Heaven?

"It's no use. Art doesn't listen to me," said a little boy who was praying for a new bike.

"Art who?" asked the boy's mother.

"Art in heaven," came the reply.