The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

YOU WILL LIKE THIS..............

A single guy decides life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he
went to the pet store and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought
a centipede (100-legged
bug) which came in a little white
box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a
good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking
his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church
with me today, we will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but
he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, "How about going to
church with me and receive blessings."
But again, there was no answer from
his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time
putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey,
in there! Would you like to go
to church with
me and learn about The Lord!"

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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!

A little voice came out of the box:..
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!"

 

[am_bi_tious]

These are entries to a Washington Post poetry competition, asking for a rhyme with the MOST romantic first line, but the LEAST romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everthing you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[MaryBears]

These aer entries to a Washington Post poetry competition, asking for a rhyme with the MOST romantic first line, but the LEAST romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love my be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everthing you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

ROFLMFAO................those was great AM thanks for sharing.....

 

[am_bi_tious]

yvw hun!

 

[Papa-Joe]

my all time fantasy is to have the man i am with to shave me...and as they shave me play with it and make me get very close to the edge.....and then just take me over it.....either with his tongue, fingers, or cock or all....hell the more the better

uhhhhhh ,I think any Guy who wouldnt like to do that must be a Fool

 

[catsr2wild]

These are entries to a Washington Post poetry competition, asking for a rhyme with the MOST romantic first line, but the LEAST romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everthing you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Oh my...rotflmao....

 

[catsr2wild]

fun math

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
> > >>Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.
> > >>
> > >>1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) or use your one on your computer
> > >>2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
> > >>3. Multiply by 80
> > >>4. Add 1
> > >>5. Multiply by 250
> > >>6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
> > >>7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
> > >>8. Subtract 250
> > >>9. Divide number by 2
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Do you recognize the answer?

 

[Palleon]

Good morning everyone

{{{{{Group Hug}}}}}

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning everyone

{{{{{Group Hug}}}}}

Good idea! (((hugs))) and a little grope after what I saw this a.m.(giggles)

 

[Palleon]

Good idea! (((hugs))) and a little grope after what I saw this a.m.(giggles)

I guess you made your way over to the other thread. Glad you liked what you saw.

Dont mind if I do a little groping too

 

[MaryBears]

uhhhhhh ,I think any Guy who wouldnt like to do that must be a Fool

ummmmmmmmm well thank you papa

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning everyone

{{{{{Group Hug}}}}}

Hobbles up to Pall throws arms around his neck and kisses him deep and passionately.....then grinds up against his manhood


Good morning hun

 

[Palleon]

Hobbles up to Pall throws arms around his neck and kisses him deep and passionately.....then grinds up against his manhood


Good morning hun

~my hand runs across your breasts and down to feel the growing warmth between your legs~

 

[MaryBears]

~my hand runs across your breasts and down to feel the growing warmth between your legs~

moans as i rub my hands down your back and across your ass, groping it and kissing your neck

 

[Papa-Joe]

ummmmmmmmm well thank you papa

Well since you said thank you Can I get a little feedback?
How am I doing for a Newbie I would apriciate it

 

[Palleon]

Well since you said thank you Can I get a little feedback?
How am I doing for a Newbie I would apriciate it

As a guy responding, I would say you are doing ok. The main thing is not to go too overboard. For most here this is just play. If you want to meet someone make sure you take the time to get to know them and many you meet will just be friends. I can tell you there are alot of nice people here and alot that will make good friends

 

[Blue Dolphin]

As a guy responding, I would say you are doing ok. The main thing is not to go too overboard. For most here this is just play. If you want to meet someone make sure you take the time to get to know them and many you meet will just be friends. I can tell you there are alot of nice people here and alot that will make good friends

That is sound advice from Pall

also
Dont ask for, or expect too much either, would be my addition
flirt and have fun, but do not expect every woman to drop her panties and come a running
many here here just to talk and have a laugh

be well my friend

 

[Palleon]

That is sound advice from Pall

also
Dont ask for, or expect too much either, would be my addition
flirt and have fun, but do not expect every woman to drop her panties and come a running
many here here just to talk and have a laugh

be well my friend

I did that when I 1st started here. Thank god the woman that I went for forgave me and we are still friends, she doesnt post here anymore but we still stay in touch

 

[MaryBears]

Well since you said thank you Can I get a little feedback?
How am I doing for a Newbie I would apriciate it

Papa....Your doing well.....

I totally agree with Pall and BD......they gave some great pointers....flirt, joke, tell jokes, post funny pics....(that is what the Bears Den is about).....I started this thread for that purpose.....I at one time had a nude pic thread....big mistake......I had some wako's stalking me.....so I was all stressed and said forget that...I don't need it......So the one thing I will say is DO NOT GO WACKY AND START STALKING JUST ONE GAL......

 

[kayte]

Re: fun math

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
> > >>Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.
> > >>
> > >>1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) or use your one on your computer
> > >>2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
> > >>3. Multiply by 80
> > >>4. Add 1
> > >>5. Multiply by 250
> > >>6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
> > >>7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
> > >>8. Subtract 250
> > >>9. Divide number by 2
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Do you recognize the answer?

Hi there {{{{{{{cats}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for posting the puzzle. The reason the person who did this isn't running the country is they are too smart to want to do that!!!

 

[Papa-Joe]

As a guy responding, I would say you are doing ok. The main thing is not to go too overboard. For most here this is just play. If you want to meet someone make sure you take the time to get to know them and many you meet will just be friends. I can tell you there are alot of nice people here and alot that will make good friends

Well Thank you Palleon Most Guys wont give hints to others as they see it as a competition.I apreciate it

 

[Papa-Joe]

That is sound advice from Pall

also
Dont ask for, or expect too much either, would be my addition
flirt and have fun, but do not expect every woman to drop her panties and come a running
many here here just to talk and have a laugh

be well my friend

* THANK YOU * BD I will keep your advice in Mind -I surdenly will try and have Fun -PJ

 

[Papa-Joe]

Papa....Your doing well.....

I totally agree with Pall and BD......they gave some great pointers....flirt, joke, tell jokes, post funny pics....(that is what the Bears Den is about).....I started this thread for that purpose.....I at one time had a nude pic thread....big mistake......I had some wako's stalking me.....so I was all stressed and said forget that...I don't need it......So the one thing I will say is DO NOT GO WACKY AND START STALKING JUST ONE GAL......

{{{{ Mary Bears}}} thank you once again for making me feel welcome here.I hope I can live up to to everyones expectations and advice. I still like the Butt on your Av. I wonder if it does yours any Justice lick -------& hugs PJ

 

[MaryBears]

This is so very beautiful....I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did




If you can't see the above picture, Click here!

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are.
After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation,or when we retire.

The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with... and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting

--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you lose ten pounds
--until you gain ten pounds
--until you finish school
--until you get a divorce
--until you get married
--until you have kids
--until you retire
--until summer
--until spring
--until winter
--until fall
--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.


Written by: Crystal Boyd

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{ Mary Bears}}} thank you once again for making me feel welcome here.I hope I can live up to to everyones expectations and advice. I still like the Butt on your Av. I wonder if it does yours any Justice lick -------& hugs PJ

{{{{{{{{{{{PJ}}}}}}}}}}}}} your very welcome....I try to make everyone feel welcome.....I try to treat others the way I would like to be treated with respect and honesty.....You will do fine I am sure.....well i am not as fit as that AV.....i am more of a full figured lady