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Papa-Joe said:
Makes one almost want to grab a Hand full
mhhhh, :p :D



OH I would love to grab more than a handful......:devil: would love to wrap my lips (either set) around those cocks....:devil:
 
MaryBears said:
OH I would love to grab more than a handful......:devil: would love to wrap my lips (either set) around those cocks....:devil:
Ohhhhhhh , would I be able to reciprocate Like llicken nipples or
taking a a Hand full of Cheeks
 
catsr2wild said:
I wouldn't mind trading places with one or 2 of those ladies for my handful;)



{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} OMG I have found something I am going to make into an AV for you as soon as I found the time.....I signed up for a computer class online and it is only two weeks and I haven't even started it and first assignment is due the 8 th so not sure when I will get to it
 
MaryBears said:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} OMG I have found something I am going to make into an AV for you as soon as I found the time.....I signed up for a computer class online and it is only two weeks and I haven't even started it and first assignment is due the 8 th so not sure when I will get to it
Shreik found one too so I guess I will start rotating them....:D
 
Papa-Joe said:
Ohhhhhhh , would I be able to reciprocate Like llicken nipples or
taking a a Hand full of Cheeks


hell yes.....I would want pleased too:devil:
 
Papa-Joe said:
So Who starts who ever is hornier ? you can take my Belt off
wile I push your Bra away :p



hunny i don't have a bra on.....i don't wear one when i am at home.....i like them to be free:devil:
 
catsr2wild said:
Shreik found one too so I guess I will start rotating them....:D



Hey Cats....Here it is ....I was creating me one so I went a head and did yours....Hope you like it....Let me know
 
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MaryBears said:
Hey Cats....Here it is ....I was creating me one so I went a head and did yours....Hope you like it....Let me know

I love it those eyes are gorgeous..thank you ((((((((((MARY))))))))
 
MaryBears said:
hunny i don't have a bra on.....i don't wear one when i am at home.....i like them to be free:devil:
Good Morning {{Mary Bears}}:kiss: :rose:
Sorry I never got back here last Night,my end of lit was so slow
I just gave up. Looks like you Two Ladys stayed up all Night;)
and thanks for tolerating me :rose: :kiss:
 
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss:

Hope you slept well dear and that you have a marvelous weekend. :D
 
A Baby Chuckle.

Belly Buttons Explained

Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?

A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…”
 
Another Little Funny

Subject: Little David


Little David was in his 5th grade class when the > teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
 
catsr2wild said:
:( :( It won't let me post it...it says its too big...can you help, Mary?



Your Welcome {{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ok I resized it......see if this one works
 
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Papa-Joe said:
Good Morning {{Mary Bears}}:kiss: :rose:
Sorry I never got back here last Night,my end of lit was so slow
I just gave up. Looks like you Two Ladys stayed up all Night;)
and thanks for tolerating me :rose: :kiss:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PJ}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: Good Morning.....I was up late......but I sleep in late;)
 
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kayte said:
Subject: Little David


Little David was in his 5th grade class when the > teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks so much for the chuckles....I really appreciate them.....:D :kiss:
 
NEW WORDS

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.



And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.
 
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