The Bears Den

[kayte]

Good morning sexy ladies

Good morning {{{{{Pall}}}} Hope you had a good weekend.

We had a chilly rainy windy one where I am. Winds got over 54 mph yesterday. It is quiet and sunny and chilly here now.... about 30 degrees.... Guess it is still winter....

 

[Palleon]

Good morning {{{{{Pall}}}} Hope you had a good weekend.

We had a chilly rainy windy one where I am. Winds got over 54 mph yesterday. It is quiet and sunny and chilly here now.... about 30 degrees.... Guess it is still winter....

Much the same here. At least it is sunny today

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} Hope you have a marvelous day hon.

A little chuckle for us too....

A Meeting With the Board

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger.

“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.

“I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your having a wonderful day.

My day is going good......Just it is cold again....mother nature played a trick on us

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning sexy ladies

Wraps arms around Pall and gives him a big soft wet kiss

 

[MaryBears]

This is so very cute and funny

Donald Gets a BJ

 

[Papa-Joe]

Just dropping in to say HI have a wonderfull Day Mary Bears P J

 

[am_bi_tious]

This cartoon (country song) is HYSTERICAL. Just make sure the kiddies aren't around when you play it!


http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf

 

[MaryBears]

Am thanks for sharing.....I have heard that song before....but I always get a good laugh out of it.....very funny...... Keep them cumming

 

[Puddin36]

Good morning one and all. Although I haven't been to bed yet, it is morning here......just after 1 a.m. Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all my friends here at the Den. Hope everyone is having a good start to their week. I just finished a 6 day work week and now I am gonna sit back and relax on my two days off.
Hope everyone is in good health and spirits.



Hugs..........Puddin

 

[Shreik]

have a great one, one and all i'm off to school where it's no ball

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning one and all. Although I haven't been to bed yet, it is morning here......just after 1 a.m. Just wanted to pop in and say hello to all my friends here at the Den. Hope everyone is having a good start to their week. I just finished a 6 day work week and now I am gonna sit back and relax on my two days off.
Hope everyone is in good health and spirits.



Hugs..........Puddin

Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Pudding}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I hope you get some good rest on your two days off.


I have to get laundary gathered and done....including bed linens....plus I need to go to wal-mart some time...not sure if it will be today or not....I hate going to Wal-mary.

 

[MaryBears]

have a great one, one and all i'm off to school where it's no ball

Good Morning Shreik Hope you learn something new and exciting today.....hehe......I know you will...

 

[catsr2wild]

Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Pudding}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I hope you get some good rest on your two days off.

I have to get laundary gathered and done....including bed linens....plus I need to go to wal-mart some time...not sure if it will be today or not....I hate going to Wal-mary.

(((((HUGS))))) to all....Mary I could live at Walmart hon...honestly...

 

[MaryBears]

a morning chuckle for everyone




And Where Were You Last Night?
A good-OLE-boy staggered home late on New Years Eve after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway.

As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a yelp, he sprang up, pulled down his pants and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of band aids before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.

Morning, he awakens with screaming pain in head and butt to find his wife staring at him from across the room, and hears her say: "You were drunk again last night!!!"

Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied: "Now Hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," she said, "there is the front door left open, the glass at the bottom of the stairs, the drops of blood trailing through the house, and your bloodshot eyes but, mostly....


...it's all those band aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"

 

[MaryBears]

(((((HUGS))))) to all....Mary I could live at Walmart hon...honestly...

(((((((((((((((Cats)))))))))))))))))


I worked there for 8 years....about killed myself....then when I got sick.....it was like I didn't exist......then they terminated me because of my health.....so that is the reason i hate going to wal-mart.....plus i can't shop from associates stopping me.....and damnit, i only live two blocks from wal-mart and NOONE stops to talk to me.....so i guess it is just an issue I have with Wal-Mart

 

[catsr2wild]

(((((((((((((((Cats)))))))))))))))))


I worked there for 8 years....about killed myself....then when I got sick.....it was like I didn't exist......then they terminated me because of my health.....so that is the reason i hate going to wal-mart.....plus i can't shop from associates stopping me.....and damnit, i only live two blocks from wal-mart and NOONE stops to talk to me.....so i guess it is just an issue I have with Wal-Mart

Ahhhhh...that does make a difference....

 

[MaryBears]

Ahhhhh...that does make a difference....

yeah it does.....wal-mart don't treat there associates the way they make it sound

 

[MaryBears]

Top 20 Bumper Stickers for woman


1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 

[MaryBears]

Forgetfulness
An elderly couple has dinner at another couple's house and after eating, the wives leave the table and go into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen are talking and one says, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?" The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Aahh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?" His friends replies, "A carnation?" "No. No. The other one," the man says. His friend offers another suggestion, "The poppy?" "Nahhhh," growls the man. "You know the one that is red and has thorns?" His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, yes that's it. Thank you !" ..the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

 

[Palleon]

Good morning Mary

~waves at Cats~

((((Ladies))))

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning Mary

~waves at Cats~

((((Ladies))))

{{{{{{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Good morning hun

 

[Palleon]

{{{{{{{{{{{{Pall}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Good morning hun

Hey sweetie, any chance of getting all the ladies together in here for a lingerie show, I would be happy to be the audience

 

[MaryBears]

Hey sweetie, any chance of getting all the ladies together in here for a lingerie show, I would be happy to be the audience

Hun i don't have any way to take pics.....as of yet......but they are more than welcome to give you a show...

 

[Palleon]

Hun i don't have any way to take pics.....as of yet......but they are more than welcome to give you a show...

Actually I was hoping it then would turn into an orgy, with me in the middle

 

[MaryBears]

Actually I was hoping it then would turn into an orgy, with me in the middle

mmmmmmmmmmmm......so you would have alot of pussy to lick and tits to play with...