The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

Re: NEW WORDS

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.



And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.

ROFLMFAO {{{{{AM}}}}}}} Thanks for sharing

 

[am_bi_tious]

you're quite welcome darlin. glad you enjoyed.

 

[MaryBears]

you're quite welcome darlin. glad you enjoyed.

I always like humor stuff.....It really helps relief stress.....

 

[am_bi_tious]

I totally agree.

 

[Puddin36]

A big hello to all my friends here at the Den. Looks like everyone is having a good weekend. Lots of funny jokes and some great new AV's.

Although this is my weekend to work, it has gone pretty well so far, but I am still looking forward to it ending. Take care everyone and I'll talk to you all Sunday.


Hugs............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

A big hello to all my friends here at the Den. Looks like everyone is having a good weekend. Lots of funny jokes and some great new AV's.

Although this is my weekend to work, it has gone pretty well so far, but I am still looking forward to it ending. Take care everyone and I'll talk to you all Sunday.


Hugs............Puddin

{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}} good to see you hope...your weekend is fabulous

 

[catsr2wild]

I totally agree.

Me too but I didn't make it here at all during the day yesterday...slept through everything I feel like...


((((Am)))) ((((Puddin))))

((((Mary))) love my new AV....it worked this time...

 

[MaryBears]

Me too but I didn't make it here at all during the day yesterday...slept through everything I feel like...


((((Am)))) ((((Puddin))))

((((Mary))) love my new AV....it worked this time...

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I am so happy you love it.....I figured you would.....I loved it the minute I saw it.....I knew it was just you.....

 

[MaryBears]

Good Morning to everyone and ((((((((((((((((Hugs))))))))))))))))))))))) to one and all.



Well, up to do my Sunday routine.....So I will be back later this evening....Hope you all enjoy the day....It is a wet one here....So everyone try to stay dry and happy

 

[kayte]

Happy Sunday everyone!!!


A little chuckle for the day.



Making Improvements

“Grandpa, did God make you?”

“Yes.”

“Did he make me?”

“Yes.”

“I guess He’s doing better work now.”

 

[MaryBears]

Happy Sunday everyone!!!


A little chuckle for the day.



Making Improvements

“Grandpa, did God make you?”

“Yes.”

“Did he make me?”

“Yes.”

“I guess He’s doing better work now.”

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the chuckle.....


Trying to make a quick dash thru my threads I belong to because I am going to have a 10 year old and 7 year old in about a half hour.

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the chuckle.....


Trying to make a quick dash thru my threads I belong to because I am going to have a 10 year old and 7 year old in about a half hour.

Have a grand and glorious time {{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}

 

[MaryBears]

Have a grand and glorious time {{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}

{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


It wasn't to bad....My neice helped make fruit salad....then she played on the computer and her brother watched a movie why i made bolonga salad......Can you tell what I will be eating this week


Hope you had a wonderful day

 

[Puddin36]

Evening to one and all.........hope eveyone had a great weekend.
Glad mine is over, I never should have said anything about my not so bad on Saturday........today sure made up for it.

Hope everyone has a great night.




Hugs........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Evening to one and all.........hope eveyone had a great weekend.
Glad mine is over, I never should have said anything about my not so bad on Saturday........today sure made up for it.

Hope everyone has a great night.




Hugs........Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your have a better night....Take care and get you some good rest....:My week end was good.....

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning to the Den.....Hope everyone had an awesome weekend and a better week

 

[kayte]

Good morning to the Den.....Hope everyone had an awesome weekend and a better week

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} Hope you have a marvelous day hon.

A little chuckle for us too....

A Meeting With the Board

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger.

“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.

“I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} Hope you have a marvelous day hon.

A little chuckle for us too....

A Meeting With the Board

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger.

“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.

“I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

lololol....some days.....

 

[kayte]

lololol....some days.....

Good morning {{{{{{cats}}}}}}. Glad you liked the chuckle. Hope your day is a great one sweetie.

 

[Palleon]

Good morning sexy ladies

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning sexy ladies

Pall darling so sorry I got distracted by RL in the middle of your bj....can i make it up to you?

 

[Palleon]

Pall darling so sorry I got distracted by RL in the middle of your bj....can i make it up to you?

Of course you can, nothing to be sorry about, I had to go get some work done.

If you want I would settle for a nice cuddle 1st.

 

[catsr2wild]

Of course you can, nothing to be sorry about, I had to go get some work done.

If you want I would settle for a nice cuddle 1st.

I'm a Cat, I would love to cuddle, but only if I can sit on your lap....

 

[Palleon]

I'm a Cat, I would love to cuddle, but only if I can sit on your lap....

Hop on, should I get dressed 1st

 

[catsr2wild]

Hop on, should I get dressed 1st

Well that wouldn't help with that close cuddly feeling would it.....?