The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

This one I just couldn't pass up...

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the otherpassengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on

Missing thanks so much for sharing....I absolutely loved it...

 

[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}} Good Sunday to you....I am so glad you had a good weekend.....My weekend was exhausting...but oh well life goes on

I don't got to movies....One I don't have the $$$ and two me and big crowds don't get along very well....with all my health problems.....that is one reason i feel i think is the crowd and close corridoors.

{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}

We don't go to the movies often due to the outrageous prices, but I like to treat her and myself occasionally. The ticket prices weren't bad, it's the damn consession that costs so much. I can't go to a movie without buying popcorn..........I love the stuff at theaters. Hope u have a relaxing weekend Mary.


Hugs to all............Puddin

P.S. I am almost at 800 posts.........I really can't believe it. I thought it was gonna take me forever to reach 100 and now I am looking at 800. I am so proud of myself.........lmao

 

[deepstar7]

Some very interesting pics you found Mary. I am a no. 3 fan but I am not hairy enough to do that. I hope your weekend was good.

 

[Puddin36]

Some very interesting pics you found Mary. I am a no. 3 fan but I am not hairy enough to do that. I hope your weekend was good.

Are u following me or am I following you????? LOL
Glad to hear that you aren't that hairy. Some women might like that and that is perfectly okay. But I just like the hairy chest. Hope u had a good weekend too deepstar


Hugs to all...........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Some very interesting pics you found Mary. I am a no. 3 fan but I am not hairy enough to do that. I hope your weekend was good.

Thank you hun My Day has been good but very very tiring......Aw but you have some very very good looking body parts that I could look at for sometime...and DROOL

 

[deepstar7]

Thank you hun My Day has been good but very very tiring......Aw but you have some very very good looking body parts that I could look at for sometime...and DROOL

You are very kind. I hope yuo get some good rest tonight to start the week off with a great outlook.

 

[MaryBears]

You are very kind. I hope yuo get some good rest tonight to start the week off with a great outlook.

mmmmmmmmmmm......I will and it will have dreams of you

 

[Papa-Joe]

Re: Re: Good Morning

Good Morning PJ hope all is well with you.....Please do stop in often.....and you have a marvelous day

Uhhhhh, I do like to stop in often, but I have such limited time
so Iam torn should I rest or should I go to Lit where all the nice friendly Ladys are and you are surdenly one of them
Leaving hugsssssss & Kisses just for you --P J

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Uhhhhh, I do like to stop in often, but I have such limited time
so Iam torn should I rest or should I go to Lit where all the nice friendly Ladys are and you are surdenly one of them
Leaving hugsssssss & Kisses just for you --P J

Well Thank you....Hope your evening is going well Hugs and kisses

 

[Papa-Joe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Well Thank you....Hope your evening is going well Hugs and kisses

Ah, picked up my thank you early in the Morning and wishing you a wonderfull Day pretty Lady

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Ah, picked up my thank you early in the Morning and wishing you a wonderfull Day pretty Lady

Morning PJ your going to spoil me with all the kind words......

 

[kayte]

Hi {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary }}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your day is a good one sweetie!!!

Here is a small chuckle....

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker

I don't care WHO you are. You're not walking on the water while I'm fishing.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

((((((((( MARY )))))))))

How could I have a read without leaving you a deposit?

 

[MaryBears]

Mouse Balls

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.

However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

 

[MaryBears]

Hi {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary }}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope your day is a good one sweetie!!!

Here is a small chuckle....

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker

I don't care WHO you are. You're not walking on the water while I'm fishing.

{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thanks for the Chuckle.....I liked it


I hope your having a fabulous day....

 

[MaryBears]

((((((((( MARY )))))))))

How could I have a read without leaving you a deposit?

(((((((((((((((((Frenchie ))))))))))))))))))))))))


Thanks for the deposit but I want a bigger deposit

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hey Mary, its funny that you should post that coz I'm just getting used to my new wireless keyboard & mouse I bought today.

Its wouldnt be so bad but I only went in the shop to get a can of compressed air to blow out inside my pc, before I put in my new memery.

Hope you are well ((((((( MARY )))))))

 

[MaryBears]

Hey Mary, its funny that you should post that coz I'm just getting used to my new wireless keyboard & mouse I bought today.

Its wouldnt be so bad but I only went in the shop to get a can of compressed air to blow out inside my pc, before I put in my new memery.

Hope you are well ((((((( MARY )))))))

ummmmmmmmmm............you don't need a can of air to blow me out....

 

[MaryBears]

Hey Mary, its funny that you should post that coz I'm just getting used to my new wireless keyboard & mouse I bought today.

Its wouldnt be so bad but I only went in the shop to get a can of compressed air to blow out inside my pc, before I put in my new memery.

Hope you are well ((((((( MARY )))))))

ummmmmmmmmm............you don't need a can of air to blow me out....

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

WOOOOOOOW


DOUBLE POST

 

[MaryBears]

WOOOOOOOW


DOUBLE POST

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

HE HE

 

[MaryBears]

twirls around in circles in my mini skirt with nothing under it.

 

[sotaken]

sits back and watches ........ this should be fun

 

[MaryBears]

sits back and watches ........ this should be fun

hi sotaken....How are you.....