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Shreik said:
Greetings one and all. Mary can you add anything to my av like my nickname :heart:
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Shreik:kiss: As long as it is not a copyrighted pic i can....like mine is a copyrighted but the group I am in has permission to use it as long as we put there copyright info on it.....But let me know what it is your wanting done...and i will see what I can do....:D
 
Shreik said:
nickname added is all unless you hink of something else
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Are you wanting Shreik added to the AV you have up know....cause that will be simple to do;)
 
Did You Ever Wonder
From our friend Ella
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. It's "NAIVE!"

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

4. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

5. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

8. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ....they're cramming for their final exam!

16 Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
 
A big goodnight (((((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))) for all of us here at the Den. Great stories and posts today. It is always such a pleasure to come here and relax. Great job on Shreik's AV MaryBears. It looks real nice Shreik.

Hope everyone had a great day and an even better tomorrow.


Hugs to all...........Puddin
 
Thank you puddin . Yes Mary did a great job . Thanks again mary (honey) bear:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :rose:
 
Puddin36 said:
A big goodnight (((((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))) for all of us here at the Den. Great stories and posts today. It is always such a pleasure to come here and relax. Great job on Shreik's AV MaryBears. It looks real nice Shreik.

Hope everyone had a great day and an even better tomorrow.


Hugs to all...........Puddin
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((((((((((((((((Puddin))))))))))))))) Thanks so much.....I enjoy my paint shop pro and working with graphics....It helps me relax.....I hope that your day will be awesome.....and cum in the Den and relax anytime......:D Lots of hugs to you
 
Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}} :kiss:

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

"SLAINTE!!!"
 
Hey you all.....Just wanted to let you know that I will be gone most of the day....but I should be back to play this evening....I hope everyone has a good day and leaves some funnies.....and where is BD and his comedy pics.....I miss them:p
 
kayte said:
Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}} :kiss:

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

"SLAINTE!!!"
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Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss:



Happy ST. Patrick's Day!!!!!!!!!
 
kayte said:
Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}} :kiss:

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

"SLAINTE!!!"
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Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss:



Happy ST. Patrick's Day!!!!!!!!!
 
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*giggles*

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."



BRA SIZES

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
 
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kayte said:
WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."



BRA SIZES

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
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{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: thanks for sharing....it was so funny...LMAO
 
MaryBears said:
(((((((((((((Cats))))))))))))))))))))) glad you liked that....I thought it would give a good chuckle
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Lets just say I needed that this a.m.........:D
 
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