The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

EVERY ONE SHOULD START THEIR DAY WITH A LAUGH!






A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked,
"Mommy, are these my brains?"
Mom said, "Not Yet

 

[MaryBears]

The Rednecks Sexual IQ Test


1) A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

2) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

3) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

4) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

5) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

6) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

7) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

8) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

9) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

10) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

11)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

12) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

13) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

14) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

15)An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

16) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

17) Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

18) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

 

[Shreik]

Mary dear thank you for the chuckle

 

[MaryBears]

Mary dear thank you for the chuckle

Shreik I am pleased that you got a chuckle from them....I thought they was good

 

[Shreik]

They are and the bird bath was awesome lol

 

[MaryBears]

They are and the bird bath was awesome lol

And have you been told that you are awesome

 

[Shreik]

not lately dear

 

[MaryBears]

not lately dear

YOUR AWESOME SHREIK

 

[Shreik]

tahnk you dear but not as much as you are honey bear

 

[Shreik]

Hey babe have to go to bed now early day tomorrow have a great night with very naughty dreams

 

[MaryBears]

tahnk you dear but not as much as you are honey bear

Awwww thanks


Good night and sweet naughty dreams to you too

 

[Kowboy]

Mary,

Thanks for the chuckles. You are the bestest.

Kowboy

 

[MaryBears]

tahnk you dear but not as much as you are honey bear

Awwww thanks


Good night and sweet naughty dreams to you too

 

[Kowboy]

Hey Dearie,

I missed talking to you tonight.

EVERYBODY GET NAKED!

 

[Papa-Joe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Morning PJ your going to spoil me with all the kind words......

Good Morning {{{{Mary Bears}}}} sorry I havent been keeping up the spoiling as you call it!I just checked and my last post was 3 Pages back.Wish I could stick around and give you all the spoiling you deserve.But at this time I can only leave some hugsssss-
kisses-smoochies -&-licks Have a Great Day P J

 

[MaryBears]

Hey Dearie,

I missed talking to you tonight.

EVERYBODY GET NAKED!

Hey Kowboy


I missed you too.....Hope you enjoyed your visit in the Den...

You going to get Naked with me???

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Good Morning {{{{Mary Bears}}}} sorry I havent been keeping up the spoiling as you call it!I just checked and my last post was 3 Pages back.Wish I could stick around and give you all the spoiling you deserve.But at this time I can only leave some hugsssss-
kisses-smoochies -&-licks Have a Great Day P J

Good Morning (((((((((((((((PJ))))))))))))))))) I understand.....Real life gets in the way of playtime.....I know if you had time you would be online and checking in.....just keep in touch as best as can....and you take care and have a good day.....


Hugs and kisses and licks of course

 

[MaryBears]

Good Morning all


Just wanted to stop and wish everyone a great day......I am getting ready to make the two hour trip to Columbus Ohio to see my Rheumatologist......I woke up this morning sick....I can varily talk......I sound worse than a frog croaking...... Tis this silly weather I guess......Have a good day all and see you this evening.

 

[catsr2wild]

Good Morning all


Just wanted to stop and wish everyone a great day......I am getting ready to make the two hour trip to Columbus Ohio to see my Rheumatologist......I woke up this morning sick....I can varily talk......I sound worse than a frog croaking...... Tis this silly weather I guess......Have a good day all and see you this evening.

Morning (((((Mary))))), be careful and try to rest your throat...hot tea wiht lemon and honey will help if you can get some...hop eto catch you later.

 

[kayte]

Good Morning all


Just wanted to stop and wish everyone a great day......I am getting ready to make the two hour trip to Columbus Ohio to see my Rheumatologist......I woke up this morning sick....I can varily talk......I sound worse than a frog croaking...... Tis this silly weather I guess......Have a good day all and see you this evening.

Hi {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Have a safe trip hon!!!!

Keeping you always in my prayers darlin'.

 

[kayte]

Morning (((((Mary))))), be careful and try to rest your throat...hot tea wiht lemon and honey will help if you can get some...hop eto catch you later.

He there {{{{{cats}}}}} Nice to see you. Hope your day is going well hon!!!

 

[kayte]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

Good Morning {{{{Mary Bears}}}} sorry I havent been keeping up the spoiling as you call it!I just checked and my last post was 3 Pages back.Wish I could stick around and give you all the spoiling you deserve.But at this time I can only leave some hugsssss-
kisses-smoochies -&-licks Have a Great Day P J

Hi PJ ~ Nice to see you!!! Love that AV of yours. Hope your day is a grand one!!!

 

[kayte]

Hey Dearie,

I missed talking to you tonight.

EVERYBODY GET NAKED!

Hi Kowboy ~ Very nice to see you!!!

 

[kayte]

Hey babe have to go to bed now early day tomorrow have a great night with very naughty dreams

Hey there Shreik ~ Looks like I missed you!! Hope you are doing well.