The Bears Den

[kayte]

The Rednecks Sexual IQ Test


1) A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

2) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

3) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

4) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

5) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

6) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

7) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

8) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

9) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

10) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

11)An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False

12) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

13) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

14) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

15)An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

16) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

17) Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

18) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

Mary, that was so great, figured it needed to be quoted so others could see it, or see it again.

 

[Shreik]

Hi ya Kayte sorry we are on the wrong time slot will work on it

 

[kayte]

!!

Hi ya Kayte sorry we are on the wrong time slot will work on it

Hi there Shreik !!!

I don't think it was that so much as me focusing on preparing for an exam I had. I didn't spend too much time here.

Hope your day is going well.

 

[Shreik]

exams have I this week it is enough to drive you to drink

 

[kayte]

exams have I this week it is enough to drive you to drink

Good luck with your exams sweetie!!!!

 

[Shreik]

Thank you only one more wish it was over already

 

[kayte]

Thank you only one more wish it was over already

How many do you have, and what are you taking?

 

[Shreik]

Total four computer desktop support this quarter web design 1, spreadsheets, computerized accounting, binary numbers

 

[kayte]

Total four computer desktop support this quarter web design 1, spreadsheets, computerized accounting, binary numbers

Ouchie!!!!! Hugs and Kisses sweetie. You will do fine.

 

[Shreik]

oh baby thank you

 

[kayte]

oh baby thank you

You are so welcome darling.

 

[Shreik]

thank you for the smile hon

 

[kayte]

thank you for the smile hon

Glad you like it.


I know what exams can be when in a full credit technical program.... Remembering back to the days of college and taking an Electrical Engineering degree.....

 

[Shreik]

its exciting yet draining at the same time

 

[kayte]

its exciting yet draining at the same time

You mean like sex?

 

[Puddin36]

Just popping in for a quick hello.........have to get ready for work soon. Won't be able to post much this weekend as it is my long weekend to work. Hope everyone has a great weekend.


Take care and be safe everyone.
((((((((((((group hug)))))))))))))))))))


Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[kayte]

Just popping in for a quick hello.........have to get ready for work soon. Won't be able to post much this weekend as it is my long weekend to work. Hope everyone has a great weekend.


Take care and be safe everyone.
((((((((((((group hug)))))))))))))))))))


Hugs to all............Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}} So great to see you!!! Please don't wear yourself out hon.

 

[MaryBears]

Morning (((((Mary))))), be careful and try to rest your throat...hot tea wiht lemon and honey will help if you can get some...hop eto catch you later.

(((((((((Cats))))))))))))))))))))) Good Evening.....thanks for the advice...... Today was a very long day.....but it is behind me for 6 months now

 

[MaryBears]

Mary, that was so great, figured it needed to be quoted so others could see it, or see it again.

Thanks {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I loved that....i got the biggest laugh out of that....


I do hope you had a marvelous day

 

[MaryBears]

Hi ya Kayte sorry we are on the wrong time slot will work on it

Hi Shreik Hope you had a good day....

 

[MaryBears]

Just popping in for a quick hello.........have to get ready for work soon. Won't be able to post much this weekend as it is my long weekend to work. Hope everyone has a great weekend.


Take care and be safe everyone.
((((((((((((group hug)))))))))))))))))))


Hugs to all............Puddin

Good Evening {{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hope you don't work to hard......And try to get some rest and relaxation if at all possible.....I know I am going to try...

 

[Shreik]

hey ya'll quarter is over 1 week break yahoooooooo

 

[MaryBears]

BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF







A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER




I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER




COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH




I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN




WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT



OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME




DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN



ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE







And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

 

[MaryBears]

hey ya'll quarter is over 1 week break yahoooooooo

Congrats Shreik.. Does the happy dance for YOU

 

[MaryBears]

Clinton Memorial

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," to honor one of the nation's most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to have become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Curly, Larry & Moe.

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."

You know, politicians and diapers have one thing in common. Both should
be changed regularly, and for the same reason!

Clinton will be recorded in history as, "The only President to do
HANKIE-PANKY between BUSHES".