The Bears Den

[Puddin36]

I must say that I am so thankful that I don't work at a fast food restaraunt after reading what you posted MaryBears. I would definately loose that job real quick because I would be physically harming someone fast.

Your post on Deepest Love was so beautiful and touching, I really hope that I find that someday.

Great news!!!!!!!!!! I got all my housework done and even found time to make one batch of candy. It sure is good to be back to a "normal" day again.

Hope everyone had a great day and a very good HUMP day tomorrow!!!

Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

I must say that I am so thankful that I don't work at a fast food restaraunt after reading what you posted MaryBears. I would definately loose that job real quick because I would being physically harming someone fast.

Your post on Deepest Love was so beautiful and touching, I really hope that I find that someday.

Great news!!!!!!!!!! I got all my housework done and even found time to make one batch of candy. It sure is good to be back to a "normal" day again.

Hope everyone had a great day and a very good HUMP day tomorrow!!!

Hugs to all............Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks sweetie......I am glad that you like the Deepest Love cause I loved it myself.....


I am going to post four or five pics......they was in an email i got called IF MEN HAD TO CREATE WRAPPING PAPER

 

[MaryBears]

 

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[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks sweetie......I am glad that you like the Deepest Love cause I loved it myself.....


I am going to post four or five pics......they was in an email i got called IF MEN HAD TO CREATE WRAPPING PAPER

Those were all real cute MaryBears. A friend of mine is actually using the first one that you posted as her AV right now!!

Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Those were all real cute MaryBears. A friend of mine is actually using the first one that you posted as her AV right now!!

Hugs to all............Puddin

LOL i didn't even think of that

 

[Puddin36]

LOL i didn't even think of that

The bigger pic looks better, but it did make a cute AV. Just like with my AV, the original has Santa going up and down between the boobs. But it is still cute. lol

Hugs to all...........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

The bigger pic looks better, but it did make a cute AV. Just like with my AV, the original has Santa going up and down between the boobs. But it is still cute. lol

Hugs to all...........Puddin

The BIGGER pic always looks better....... that is the same with my AV.....more detail.....

 

[MaryBears]

I just want to share this with you.....It is sad but yet very good......God Bless the troops that are fighting for you and I's freedom......Keep them in your thoughts and prayers as this Holiday season aproaches......God bless all.....You mind want to grab a box of tissues....

Tribute to the Armed Force

 

[trishcd]

Now that's what I call a "Full Moon"

 

[MaryBears]

Now that's what I call a "Full Moon"

LOL yes it is.....hi trishcd....glad you stopped in....hope you come back

 

[MaryBears]

Christmas Funnies
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what exactly do those symbolize?"

The man replied with a smirk on his face, "They're Carols".

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hi Mary, nice postings, and I like the attachments you put on them. Catch you soon.

 

[MaryBears]

Hi Mary, nice postings, and I like the attachments you put on them. Catch you soon.

Frenchie How are you dear???? I would be better if it wasn't so damn cold and snowing.....I hate cold weather

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Frenchie How are you dear???? I would be better if it wasn't so damn cold and snowing.....I hate cold weather

Its cccccold here as well but NO snow YET. They are forcasting us a white christmas though.

Still, whatever the weather we'll still be able to use the PC.

 

[kayte]

I just want to share this with you.....It is sad but yet very good......God Bless the troops that are fighting for you and I's freedom......Keep them in your thoughts and prayers as this Holiday season aproaches......God bless all.....You mind want to grab a box of tissues....

Tribute to the Armed Force

Thank you {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} for posting that link. I did need a tissue before I finished watching it.

Hope you are doing well!!! And that you have a marvelous Christmas and all the Holidays.

I will be leaving in the morning to go down to my parent's and I may not be around much at all until I get home.

Keeping you in my prayers too. Love ya {{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}

 

[kayte]

Christmas Funnies
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what exactly do those symbolize?"

The man replied with a smirk on his face, "They're Carols".

LMAO!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Its cccccold here as well but NO snow YET. They are forcasting us a white christmas though.

Still, whatever the weather we'll still be able to use the PC.

True......Cold weather sucks for people that has arthritis ......Oh well...I guess I will just have to hibernate

 

[MaryBears]

Thank you {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} for posting that link. I did need a tissue before I finished watching it.

Hope you are doing well!!! And that you have a marvelous Christmas and all the Holidays.

I will be leaving in the morning to go down to my parent's and I may not be around much at all until I get home.

Keeping you in my prayers too. Love ya {{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}

Your very welcome {{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I did to.....It was such a nice tribute but heart breaking....especially with the children in it.....

Merry Christmas and happy Holidays to you too.....Please do be careful going to your parents.....I hope Santa is good to you....

Keeping you in my prayers too....Love ya {{{{{{{{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[Missingmeds]

Here's a morning funny for you all. Enjoy.

Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.




Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.

I always know God won't give me more than I can handle but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits .... buy a pair in every color.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.



Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.


Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me ... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I've tried!!

 

[MaryBears]

Here's a morning funny for you all. Enjoy.

Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.




Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.

I always know God won't give me more than I can handle but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

If the shoe fits .... buy a pair in every color.

Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.



Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.


Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me ... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
I've tried!!

(((((((Missing))))))))))))))))) thanks for sharing that.....I apprecaite all of your post.....

Good morning everyone!!!! *hugs and kisses to all*

 

[MaryBears]

Ummmmmmm don't think I would try some of these but it is funny......

Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples...

Bicycle handle grips.

French tickler animals.

Shower caps for people with tiny heads.

Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting.

Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.

Get 1000 and make a submarine.

Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.

Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.

Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.

Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.

Water wings for those non-swimmers.

Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.

Jello molds.

Finger puppets.

A wind sock.

Use as a bobber when fishing.

Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.

Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.

Suspenders.

Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)

Small animal muzzle.

Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.

Put them on your toes to make swim fins.

Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.

Automatic door closing devices.

Have 'water' balloon fights.

Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.

Freeze them for an all- natural Popsicle.

Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.

Use for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just
how bad they screwed up this year.

Ear/nose plugs.

Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".

Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.

Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.

Paint scales on them & put them in a fish tank.

"I challenge you to a duel!"

Drain plugs.

Put them in with your tax return.

Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.

Punching bags.

Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.

Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend.

Novelty key rings.

Hang them all around your windshield and be a Chicano.

Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.

Break out your paints and make wax fruit.

Put them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.

Make a "water" bed.

Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!

Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".

 

[MaryBears]

You know its going to be a bad day ahead when...

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

You wake up to realize your waterbed broke and then discover you don't have a waterbed.

Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's non of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

Your income tax check bounces.

You put both contacts in one eye