The Bears Den

[Puddin36]

Re: Re: HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE AT THE DEN

Expect you had a great holiday, nothing like christmas with kids... Hope you have a wonderful and safe New Year's!! *hugs*

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PF}}}}}}}}}}}}} I had a wonderful holiday, how was yours? Hoping that I still get to make my trip, all depends on these damn kidney stones.



Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

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{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Thanks for the hug. Needed it after today. My symptoms are bacl for the kidney stones, but more painful this time. I'm hoping this doesn't delay my vacation to my moms. I like opening presents too!!!!! Hope you are well.


Hugs to all..........Puddin

(((((((((((((((puddin))))))))))))))))))) Oh no....your in my thoughts and prayers....take care and becareful if you get to go to your moms

 

[Puddin36]

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(((((((((((((((puddin))))))))))))))))))) Oh no....your in my thoughts and prayers....take care and becareful if you get to go to your moms

Thanks MaryBears..........all thoughts and prayers are welcome. I will definately be careful if I get to go to my moms.

Hugs.............Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

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Thanks MaryBears..........all thoughts and prayers are welcome. I will definately be careful if I get to go to my moms.

Hugs.............Puddin

(((((((((((((Puddin)))))))))))))))) night....i am on my way to the bed....

 

[Puddin36]

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(((((((((((((Puddin)))))))))))))))) night....i am on my way to the bed....

{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}} goodnight, sleep well my friend. If I weren't in so much pain, I would try to go to bed myself.

Hugs to all..........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

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{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}} goodnight, sleep well my friend. If I weren't in so much pain, I would try to go to bed myself.

Hugs to all..........Puddin

((((((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))))))))))) morning.....I hate to hear that your in so much pain.....that really sucks....i know i have been there before......It is not fun either.....I hope and pray that you get to feeling better....I am off to the pool....missed all last week and my body is yelling for it....Later. take care and be good

 

[Puddin36]

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((((((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))))))))))) morning.....I hate to hear that your in so much pain.....that really sucks....i know i have been there before......It is not fun either.....I hope and pray that you get to feeling better....I am off to the pool....missed all last week and my body is yelling for it....Later. take care and be good

So far I am not feeling any better........was hoping that I would after a good nights sleep. Enjoy the pool, I'm sure your body will be very thankful.


Hugs to all...........Puddin

 

[MaryBears]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

 

[MaryBears]

I got this from a Friend and want everything to work out well, so I am passing it on



You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four
days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

 

[kayte]

I got this from a Friend and want everything to work out well, so I am passing it on



You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four
days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours.
Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
GOOD SEX, but please remember:
10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

Oh {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

That is so great!!! It is wonderful to be home!!! Hope you have had a wonderful Christmas Holiday and that you have great plans for New Years.

 

[MaryBears]

Oh {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

That is so great!!! It is wonderful to be home!!! Hope you have had a wonderful Christmas Holiday and that you have great plans for New Years.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so Glad to have you back home and posting......


I had a good Christmas.....and I have no plans for the New Years except to sit at home online with a soda pop in my hand.....and maybe some chips...

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so Glad to have you back home and posting......


I had a good Christmas.....and I have no plans for the New Years except to sit at home online with a soda pop in my hand.....and maybe some chips...

Thank you {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}} I don't have any plans for New Years Eve, but on New Years Day I am going to my brothers!!! That will be fun.

Maybe it is just as well I have no plans for the night before.

 

[Puddin36]

Oh {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

That is so great!!! It is wonderful to be home!!! Hope you have had a wonderful Christmas Holiday and that you have great plans for New Years.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kaytee}}}}}}}}}}}}}] Welcome home, so nice to see you back and posting. You were missed.




HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL.................PUDDIN

 

[MaryBears]

Thank you {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}} I don't have any plans for New Years Eve, but on New Years Day I am going to my brothers!!! That will be fun.

Maybe it is just as well I have no plans for the night before.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I don't drink because of my meds....and the fact that I quit smoking....(can't drink without smoking)......So I am going to just stay home where I will stay out of trouble.....



I think I am going to go to bed....I am tired and I have to babysit at 8 am.....Goodnight....and sweet dreams

 

[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I don't drink because of my meds....and the fact that I quit smoking....(can't drink without smoking)......So I am going to just stay home where I will stay out of trouble.....



I think I am going to go to bed....I am tired and I have to babysit at 8 am.....Goodnight....and sweet dreams

Sweet Dreams MaryBears. I too can't drink because of meds, but I really never was a drinker once I became legal to drink........took all the fun out of it.....lol


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU ALL ON SUNDAY WHEN I RETURN FROM MY MINI VACATION..........PUDDIN

 

[MaryBears]

Wishing everyone a very happy New Year.....And if your going to be drinking.....PLEASE don't DRINK AND DRIVE.....I don't want any of my friends to get hurt or killed......Have a good one.....


Also I have a new story posted.....The Link is in my signature under My New Story.....Please read it and rate it.....also PM feedback if you wish....

 

[kayte]

Wishing everyone a very happy New Year.....And if your going to be drinking.....PLEASE don't DRINK AND DRIVE.....I don't want any of my friends to get hurt or killed......Have a good one.....


Also I have a new story posted.....The Link is in my signature under My New Story.....Please read it and rate it.....also PM feedback if you wish....

Happy New Year {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thanks for putting the link up!! That is a great story!!

 

[kayte]

Leaving a chuckle too.

The Mule, the Monkey & The Man

God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20."

And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You are dog. You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

The dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years."

And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

The monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years."

And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

The man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord; give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.
And it is so ...

 

[MaryBears]

Happy New Year {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thanks for putting the link up!! That is a great story!!

{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks for the compliment on my story....I am glad you liked it.....

Thanks for the chuckle too

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

{{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks for the compliment on my story....I am glad you liked it.....

Thanks for the chuckle too

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ MARY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


Yeh, its good

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ MARY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


Yeh, its good

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks hun hope you got a good arrousal from it

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Frenchie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thanks hun hope you got a good arrousal from it

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{MARY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


OH YYyyeeeeesssssssssssssssss

 

[MaryBears]

Did you have a good new Years Frenchie?

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Did you have a good new Years Frenchie?

OH YES, Last night was good for me, was it good for you??

 

[MaryBears]

OH YES, Last night was good for me, was it good for you??

Last night was nice.....;