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[PassionsFlame]

Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

ROFLMFAO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my gosh that would be one hugh cock to ride...


((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))) thanks for the post they are so funny...


((((((((((missin)))))))))))))))hope your having a good day.


Me Well IT has been one busy day.....got all my baking done...........Yippie.....Got to make potatoe salad tomorrow and then I will have fulfilled all my cooking for christmas....gifts are wrapped and ready to go....i have to do dishes and sweep and mop and then I will be ready for the HO HO HO man

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Yay- Congratulations~ you must feel either relieved or exhausted!

Trying to catch up, as you can see above I finally got some *good* news and getting there... almost!

Hmmmmmmmmmm~ I want a HO HO HO man.... or HO HO HO for the man... hmmmmm ooops... getting in a mood LOL

 

[PassionsFlame]

Survive... had this in my mind..... always loved it...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin’ I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinkin’ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And so you’re back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I’d have known for just one second you’d back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now ‘cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die

Oh, no, not I- I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live and I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept tryin’ hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new
I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you feel like droppin’ in and just expect me to be free
But now I’m savin’ all my lovin’ for someone who’s lovin’ me

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Yay- Congratulations~ you must feel either relieved or exhausted!

Trying to catch up, as you can see above I finally got some *good* news and getting there... almost!

Hmmmmmmmmmm~ I want a HO HO HO man.... or HO HO HO for the man... hmmmmm ooops... getting in a mood LOL

(((((((((((((((((((passions))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I am so glad that I am done with the baking....but i will be better when it is all over....I am just so exhausted from all of it....

Hope you have a good evening

 

[Puddin36]

Me too, Puddin, me too!!!

Isn't it grand to be that way?

Good morning to everyone.

Missing..........I'm afraid that I don't know what you were referring too with your post. Maybe I am just tired and didin't catch what you were talking about. Could you clarify what you meant in your post. So sorry for not understanding the first time around.

Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

ROFLMFAO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my gosh that would be one hugh cock to ride...


((((((((((((puddin)))))))))))))) thanks for the post they are so funny...


((((((((((missin)))))))))))))))hope your having a good day.


Me Well IT has been one busy day.....got all my baking done...........Yippie.....Got to make potatoe salad tomorrow and then I will have fulfilled all my cooking for christmas....gifts are wrapped and ready to go....i have to do dishes and sweep and mop and then I will be ready for the HO HO HO man

{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I definately agree about it being one huge cock to ride. Honestly, I wouldn't want a partner that well endowed, he'd kill me. Glad that you liked my posts and that they gave you a chuckle. Hope you were able to relax after all the hard work you have done. You want to be able to enjoy the holidays now that they are here.

Hugs to all...........Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

It does help... I have kept my faith and got good news today!!!! It won't be kept or forfeited cause of what ex did. And is drivable (I think!). I get my car back in the morning.... the ex has more to deal with and deserves it! But *I* got good news and a WEIGHT off my back!!!!!!! *dancing around*

I am cramming for holiday but everyone knows what I have been through and we are concentrating on *family*not gifts and decorations. Just goodwill. I am blessed that since latest crisis, the Lord has been watching and opening doors to help me get through..

Thank you so much for saying what you did. Must remember what I was told once, is God does not give us more than we can handle~ what we can handle with his help, that is. Really opened my eyes. My faith has been renewed through all this. He came through and it will be okay and I am grateful to all my friends online and off!

*HUGGGLES*

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PF}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Glad that the hug helped. So good to hear that you have received good news as well. Hope that more good news comes your way soon. Even though things have been hectic for you, I do hope that you have a very nice holiday season.
Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

I love the last one too.... and THIS ONE- WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO~ cum to MY house!!!!!!!!!!

So glad that you have enjoyed my postings PF..........my goal is to make everyone smile at least once a day!!



Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[Puddin36]

Re: Survive... had this in my mind..... always loved it...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin’ I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinkin’ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And so you’re back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I’d have known for just one second you’d back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now ‘cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I’d crumble, did you think I’d lay down and die

Oh, no, not I- I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my life to live and I’ve got all my love to give
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept tryin’ hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high

And you see me, somebody new
I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you feel like droppin’ in and just expect me to be free
But now I’m savin’ all my lovin’ for someone who’s lovin’ me

Okay everyone...........how many of you sang to this post of PF's??? I sang the whole thing......is that wierd or am I just normal??? LOL

Hugs to all............Puddin

 

[PassionsFlame]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((passions))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I am so glad that I am done with the baking....but i will be better when it is all over....I am just so exhausted from all of it....

Hope you have a good evening

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} So many hugs around here. You rest, ya hear? lol... really... time to rest... almost here.. and all will be done... just have to remember to enjy it when it's finally here!!

Hope you had a good night rest

 

[PassionsFlame]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PF}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Glad that the hug helped. So good to hear that you have received good news as well. Hope that more good news comes your way soon. Even though things have been hectic for you, I do hope that you have a very nice holiday season.
Hugs to all............Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}} hugs hugs and more hugs! YES! I am glad for good news and thank you for the well wishes... just got to get to bed!!! LOL

I hope your celebrations are happy and joyful also!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Re: Re: Survive... had this in my mind..... always loved it...

Okay everyone...........how many of you sang to this post of PF's??? I sang the whole thing......is that wierd or am I just normal??? LOL

Hugs to all............Puddin

Oh I am STILL singing it LOL... a friend and I did to Karaoke once and had a (awful sounding) blast! Always lifts me up after break-ups, dissapointment or troubles.

PS: No worries, Puddin! You are just normally wierd... like the rest of us!!


"I will survive... Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive... I’ve got all my life to live and I’ve got all my love to give... And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I definately agree about it being one huge cock to ride. Honestly, I wouldn't want a partner that well endowed, he'd kill me. Glad that you liked my posts and that they gave you a chuckle. Hope you were able to relax after all the hard work you have done. You want to be able to enjoy the holidays now that they are here.

Hugs to all...........Puddin

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} True....that would tear any woman up....

Yes I have relaxed.....I got out my toys and well the rest was history.....of course I had fun....but I would really love it if santa brought me a very handsome, nice, and kind man that you fulfill all my sexual needs.....I am really wishing now...I truly don't believe that will ever happen.....

I am not going to say anymore cause I am let my negative thougths take over my mind.....That is not a good thing.

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} So many hugs around here. You rest, ya hear? lol... really... time to rest... almost here.. and all will be done... just have to remember to enjy it when it's finally here!!

Hope you had a good night rest

{{{{{{{{{{{passions}}}}}}}}}}}}} yes there is and those hugs heal the soul.....I am relaxing.....I am sitting here telling myself it is almost over.....

 

[PassionsFlame]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} True....that would tear any woman up....

Yes I have relaxed.....I got out my toys and well the rest was history.....of course I had fun....but I would really love it if santa brought me a very handsome, nice, and kind man that you fulfill all my sexual needs.....I am really wishing now...I truly don't believe that will ever happen.....

I am not going to say anymore cause I am let my negative thougths take over my mind.....That is not a good thing.

*waving magic wand* banish those negative thoughts... us beautiful woman deserve a good man, or a good life until we meet our soulmate.... so smile you sexy thang.... hehe

 

[PassionsFlame]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{passions}}}}}}}}}}}}} yes there is and those hugs heal the soul.....I am relaxing.....I am sitting here telling myself it is almost over.....

*HUGS*

 

[PassionsFlame]

Ouuuuch! Down Boy!!!!

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/cactus_erectus.jpg

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This is one hell of a stocking stuffer!!!!

*waving magic wand* banish those negative thoughts... us beautiful woman deserve a good man, or a good life until we meet our soulmate.... so smile you sexy thang.... hehe

((((((((((((((((passions))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Thanks for the encouraging words......I really appreciate your friendship....hope you will have a very happy holidays.....Love ya

 

[Missingmeds]

I just wanted to say to everyone

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

 

[Missingmeds]

Why Women are Cranky

We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years of age only to find that anything that comes into contact with those tender blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra, which the boys in school will undoubtedly snap until we have calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, and have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend all our time leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having "Rosemary's baby." Our once flat bellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pants every time we sneeze.

When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed nether regions will invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle on our big cartoon feet moaning all the way to the ER. Then it's huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hear-Me-Roar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10) good push," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the jerk (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful darlings morph into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life sucking little poop machines.

The Teen Years, need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place).

Now we hit the grand finale: "the Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful then men when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks.

Now I love being a woman, but "womanhood" would make the Great Ghandi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex?"

Yeah, right. Bite me.

 

[kiltsr4guys]

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone...........Peace to all.

 

[MaryBears]

I just wanted to say to everyone

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

Merry Christmas Missing and thanks for the chuckles....

 

[MaryBears]

Re: Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone...........Peace to all.

Merry Christmas to you Kilts and may you have a wonderful day.....Peace to you also

 

[MaryBears]

I just had to shaare this one with you all.....





December 14, 2003

'Twas the night of the capture, when all through the hole,
Not a creature was stirring, except for one soul;
The operation started with stealth and care,
And American forces would soon be there;

Saddam was snuggled inside his dirt bed,
With visions of recapturing power dancing in his head;
And there in a hole getting ready for a nap,
Living like vermin, Like a dirty sewer rat,

When up above there arose such a clatter,
The deposed dictator rose to see what was the matter.
Our troops had descended in such a great flash,
He grabbed his AK-47 and his $750,000 in cash,

The troops had come before he would know
Shining a flashlight beam on the dictator below,
When, what to his wandering eyes would appear,
But United States troops, and his worst fear,

He looked dirty and tattered like an old bum,
He knew at that moment his judgment day had come.
More rapid than eagles Special Forces they came,
And he threw up his hands, when they called him by name;

"Come out Now! Do not resist!
We urge you to give up, Cease and Desist!
To the top of the hole! With your hands up high!
Surrender peacefully or you will die!"

And then in his pants tinkling, confronting the truth
The United States forces would soon have their proof.
As he threw up his hands, down below the ground,
A security perimeter was set up around.

He looked unkempt and tired from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were tarnished with mud and soot;
A layer of grime now covered his back,
He looked like a bum who had just smoked crack.

His eyes--filled with tears! His dimples not merry!
His cheeks sunken in, his beard dirty and hairy!
His confident smile was now a great droop,
He was now in our custody in one fell swoop.

He was haggard and slumped, a shell of his old self,
And I laughed when I saw him on the news in spite of myself;
A Medic shining a flashlight into his eyes and twisting his head,
Soon the Iraqi people will know they have nothing to dread:

He was cooperative and spoke words, and will soon confess his evil work,
And we can rejoice in the fact that they captured this jerk,
To the critics who to this point that have held their nose,
Another terror of mankind has now been deposed:

To those who don't believe, listen to the Iraqi people shout and whistle,
Away his regime goes down like a dud SCUD missile.
Then I heard the Ambassador claim, right there in plain sight,

"American troops captured Saddam Hussein last night!"

Merry Christmas all!

 

[Missingmeds]

I like that one the first time that I read it.

 

[MaryBears]

I like that one the first time that I read it.

((((((((((missing)))))))))))))) thanks.....I liked it....It don't take long for people to write new poems based on other poems...but that one was cute