The Bears Den

[FRENCHIE44T]

I will be waiting Dr. Frenchie......I hope you can make me feel better....Being sick sucks....Hope to hear from you soon

Tell me where it hurts Mary and I'll stroke it gently, tell me if I'm getting the right place, wont you??

 

[Jaybird3]

Not if one wants to be politically correct it doesn't Frenchie. Good to see you.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Not if one wants to be politically correct it doesn't Frenchie. Good to see you.

Hello Sweetheart, how are you??

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Here is a warning for all of us. LOL !!!

Subject: FDA


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering, when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again, that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode

((((((((((((((((((((((kayte)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) OMFG That is so true and it made me laugh so hard I started coughing......Thanks I loved it

 

[kayte]

((((((((((((((((((((((kayte)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) OMFG That is so true and it made me laugh so hard I started coughing......Thanks I loved it

{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} Glad you liked it. Sorry I got you coughing so hard.

Hope it is better now.

How are you doing? You do need to get lots of rest. I hope you are.

 

[MaryBears]

Tell me where it hurts Mary and I'll stroke it gently, tell me if I'm getting the right place, wont you??

Well it hurts all over but it hurts the worst in my chest area.....

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} Glad you liked it. Sorry I got you coughing so hard.

Hope it is better now.

How are you doing? You do need to get lots of rest. I hope you are.

I am feeling better.....I sleep for almost 3 days....and i am taking care of myself....

I hope you continue to post and thanks again

 

[kayte]

I am feeling better.....I sleep for almost 3 days....and i am taking care of myself....

I hope you continue to post and thanks again

I am glad you are resting. I should be posting, at least when Lit cooperates. It was a bit of a pain today.

What are your plans for Monday?

 

[MaryBears]

I am glad you are resting. I should be posting, at least when Lit cooperates. It was a bit of a pain today.

What are your plans for Monday?

Well, I have to get up and make baked speghetti, get ready and go to a funeral.... After the funeral they are having a dinner and i have been ask to be there....going to be sad day :cries: But we have to do what we have to do

 

[kayte]

Well, I have to get up and make baked speghetti, get ready and go to a funeral.... After the funeral they are having a dinner and i have been ask to be there....going to be sad day :cries: But we have to do what we have to do

Giving you a tender (((((((((((((Mary)))))))))))).

I am so sorry to hear of your loss. I know you being there will mean so much to the family.

 

[MaryBears]

Giving you a tender (((((((((((((Mary)))))))))))).

I am so sorry to hear of your loss. I know you being there will mean so much to the family.

{{{{{{kayte}}}}}}}} thanks so much.....


And yes it will help so much.....i know it will

 

[brinkeedinkee]

{{{{{{mary}}}}}

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{mary}}}}}

{{{{{Brinky}}}} welcome and I hope you cum back an post more

 

[MaryBears]

this is so cute.....



Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandma one day. He was playing with his toys in her bedroom while she was dusting furniture.


He suddenly asked, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, I don't want a boyfriend, my TV is like my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I don't have to cook or clean after my TV, I'm very happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma stopped working and turned on the TV. The
picture was horrible! She started adjusting the knobs and hitting it on the backside. She kept smacking it in hopes to fix the problem.


The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandmother home?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Come on in! Grandma's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"

 

[rowdy6680]

LOL....that was great Bears!

 

[MaryBears]

LOL....that was great Bears!

hehehe.....i thought it was cute.....Thanks for stopping in and hope you will return soon

 

[rowdy6680]

I'll definitely be around....just wish i knew of a better way to see the forum replies sooner....am I missing something?

 

[MaryBears]

I'll definitely be around....just wish i knew of a better way to see the forum replies sooner....am I missing something?

you will learn more about posting as you go along.....It can be really really fun too

 

[rowdy6680]

Guess I'll just have to get used to hitting the refresh button. I hope you feel better soon Bear....Thanks for the welcome.....

 

[MaryBears]

Guess I'll just have to get used to hitting the refresh button. I hope you feel better soon Bear....Thanks for the welcome.....

Your very welcome rowdy......

You can hit refresh but you can also click the box in the bottom left corner and a drop down menu appears...select my lit forum (second one from the top in the list of menu).....that will help you some....any questions feel free to PM me.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Well it hurts all over but it hurts the worst in my chest area.....

I was going to say I'd gently rub your chest for you but I can see you have more important things on your mind today. I hope it is not too upsetting for you. Reguards, Frenchie

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}

Hope the day went well for you. I am sure it was a difficult one.

Maybe what follows will put a smile on your face.

Portrait of a Ghost

There was a new preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumored to be haunted. Since the preacher didn't believe in such things, he rented it.

It wasn't long before the ghost made its appearance. The preacher told his friends about the ghost, but they didn't believe him. They told him the only way they would believe was if he would take a picture of the ghost.

The preacher went home and called for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher explained the situation and asked the ghost if it would mind having its picture taken. The ghost agreed.

When the picture was developed, the ghost wasn't visible. Feeling very disappointed, the preacher called again for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher showed it the picture and wanted to know why the ghost wasn't in it.

The ghost thought a minute and replied, "Well, I guess the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak."

 

[MaryBears]

I was going to say I'd gently rub your chest for you but I can see you have more important things on your mind today. I hope it is not too upsetting for you. Reguards, Frenchie

Thanks Frenchie It has been a very long and tiring day......And I am glad it is behind me.

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}

Hope the day went well for you. I am sure it was a difficult one.

Maybe what follows will put a smile on your face.

Portrait of a Ghost

There was a new preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumored to be haunted. Since the preacher didn't believe in such things, he rented it.

It wasn't long before the ghost made its appearance. The preacher told his friends about the ghost, but they didn't believe him. They told him the only way they would believe was if he would take a picture of the ghost.

The preacher went home and called for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher explained the situation and asked the ghost if it would mind having its picture taken. The ghost agreed.

When the picture was developed, the ghost wasn't visible. Feeling very disappointed, the preacher called again for the ghost. When it appeared, the preacher showed it the picture and wanted to know why the ghost wasn't in it.

The ghost thought a minute and replied, "Well, I guess the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak."

{{{{{{kayte}}}}}


Thanks!!! I needed a laugh.....

Today was really emotional and hard.....but I am thru it and just tired.....But I will get rest tonight

Tomorrow is another busy day..... I have physical therapy and a dr appointment tomorrow....so I will be busy yet again.

I hope your day was good and that you have some relaxing time also.

 

[kayte]

{{{{{{kayte}}}}}


Thanks!!! I needed a laugh.....

Today was really emotional and hard.....but I am thru it and just tired.....But I will get rest tonight

Tomorrow is another busy day..... I have physical therapy and a dr appointment tomorrow....so I will be busy yet again.

I hope your day was good and that you have some relaxing time also.

{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}

I am so happy I was able to bring a smile to your face. I am sure the day exhausted you.

Get lots of rest and have sweet dreams tonight. I hope the PT is good and that the Dr appt. is a good one.

My day was ok. I talked to my parents tonight, that is always so nice.