The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

{{{{{Mary}}}}} Nice to see you this afternoon. It is wonderful to hear you slept so well.

To be honest I did too last night. First night I have slept through for so long.

Hope your evening is a wonderful one.

{{{{{kayte}}}}} glad that you sleep well too....I understand about sleeping problems...you have a wonderful evening too....tonight is trick or treat night here....

 

[MaryBears]

I thought that this was pretty and wanted to share it....hope you enjoy


THIS IS ONE OF THE NICEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL USES OF THE ALPHABET THAT I
HAVE EVER SEEN. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID. HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Whoever came up with this one must have had some divine guidance I was impressed!

Although things are not perfect
Because of trial or pain
Continue in thanksgiving
Do not begin to blame
Even when the times are hard
Fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
Hold on to what you know
Imagine life without His love
Joy would cease to be
Keep thanking Him for all the things
Love imparts to thee
Move out of "Camp Complaining"
No weapon that is known
On earth can yield the power
Praise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
Redeem the time at hand
Start every day with worship
To "thank" is a command
Until we see Him coming
Victorious in the sky
We'll run the race with gratitude
Xalting God most high
Yes, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
Zion waits in glory...where none are ever sad!

"I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" The shortest distance between a
problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything. Love and peace
be with you forever, Amen.
PS: GOD LOVES YOU...PASS THE WORD ON TO MORE

 

[MaryBears]

Happy Halloween to one and all

 

[MaryBears]

Don't let the witches put a spell on you either



http://aepages.net/t/halloween_gifs/courte-hexe-halloween-gifs.gif

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

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Cute AV MaryBears


Good Morning


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[MaryBears]

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Cute AV MaryBears


Good Morning


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Thank You Frenchie and hope you have a wonderful day

 

[MaryBears]

Happy Halloween

20 Ways to Confuse Trick-or-Treaters

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door. When they get near the door, jump out wearing a costume, holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, invite them in. Once they're inside, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand them a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Collapse, flop about gasping for air, then don't move until they go away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

9. When you answer the door, look at them, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. When you open the door, shout, "Drop and give me twenty!" and Insist they each do push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run screaming down the street.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that you've been trying to get rid of the eggs since Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily lecture them about tooth decay until they leave.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Insist that all your candy is gone.

18. Open your door wearing only your underwear, scratching your butt, burping and yell, "Waddaya want ya little brats!"

19. Put a horn and tails on a pumpkin and put it on a throne on your porch. Insist that they all bow down and worship Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door and angrily throw the candy at them.

 

[kayte]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

That halloween chuckle is great!!!!! Hope you have a marvelous day!!!!

 

[MaryBears]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

That halloween chuckle is great!!!!! Hope you have a marvelous day!!!!

{{{{Kayte}}}}} Good Morning to you....So nice to see you.....:Kiss:

Glad you liked it....

I went to PT this morning....it went well.....Waiting to go to the Orthopedic Dr....My appointment is at 3:30....So I thought I would check out the threads....

Have a GREAT DAY

 

[Jaybird3]

May you all have a Happy and Safe Halloween!!!

Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

[] You get winded from knocking on the door.

[] You have to have someone chew the candy for you.

[] You ask for high fiber candy only.

[] When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

[] People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.

[] When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and you can't remember the rest.

[] By the end of the night you have a bag full of
restraining orders.

[] You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hair piece.

[] You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.

[] You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

JAYBIRD

Nice gags, we've got them knocking on the doors tonight

How the are you???

 

[MaryBears]

May you all have a Happy and Safe Halloween!!!

Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

[] You get winded from knocking on the door.

[] You have to have someone chew the candy for you.

[] You ask for high fiber candy only.

[] When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

[] People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.

[] When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and you can't remember the rest.

[] By the end of the night you have a bag full of
restraining orders.

[] You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hair piece.

[] You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.

[] You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

LOL I loved that one..... Thanks Jaybird AND how are you?

 

[MaryBears]

JAYBIRD

Nice gags, we've got them knocking on the doors tonight

How the are you???

Hey Frenchie

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hey Frenchie

YES DARLING?? x12

 

[MaryBears]

YES DARLING?? x12

Awwww Thanks Frenchie your to kind

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Awwww Thanks Frenchie your to kind

Only to people I like or Luv

 

[MaryBears]

Only to people I like or Luv

So I am Luved ......Oh that is so special to know.....

 

[kayte]

Hi {{{{{Mary}}}}}

Hope you are feeling better. How was halloween? Any candy left? Just teasing.

A funny....

Rabbi Bloom's Kitten

One Sunday morning, Rabbi Bloom's kitten climbed up a tree in his front garden and wouldn't come down. He tried everything. He pleaded with it - "Here kitty kitty," he said, many times over. He placed a bowl of milk by the tree and then placed his pet's basket by the tree, but the kitten would not budge. So the Rabbi thought about the problem for a while and came up with a solution.

He tied one end of a rope to the tree, attached the other end to his car and drove away slowly. The tree began to bend but every time he got out the car to check, he found he still couldn't reach his kitten. He tried one more time and drove on a little bit farther. But the rope suddenly broke, the tree snapped upright and the kitten sailed through the air out of sight.

Rabbi Bloom immediately went looking for his kitten. He asked everyone he saw if they'd seen a little kitten, but none had. He was very sad it had gone, it had become good company.

Some days later, he met Freda in the deli and was surprised to see some cat food in her basket - he knew she hated cats.

"Freda, why are you buying cat food when you hate cats?" he asked.

"You won't believe me, Rabbi," she replied. "My daughter Sarah had been begging me for weeks to buy her a cat, but I kept on refusing. A few days ago, Sarah nagged me yet again, and I told her that if God gives her a cat, she could keep it. I watched Sarah go out into the garden, look up to the sky, and ask God for a cat. Really, Rabbi, I know you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A cat suddenly came flying out of the sky ..."

 

[MaryBears]

Hi {{{{{Mary}}}}}

Hope you are feeling better. How was halloween? Any candy left? Just teasing.

A funny....

Rabbi Bloom's Kitten

One Sunday morning, Rabbi Bloom's kitten climbed up a tree in his front garden and wouldn't come down. He tried everything. He pleaded with it - "Here kitty kitty," he said, many times over. He placed a bowl of milk by the tree and then placed his pet's basket by the tree, but the kitten would not budge. So the Rabbi thought about the problem for a while and came up with a solution.

He tied one end of a rope to the tree, attached the other end to his car and drove away slowly. The tree began to bend but every time he got out the car to check, he found he still couldn't reach his kitten. He tried one more time and drove on a little bit farther. But the rope suddenly broke, the tree snapped upright and the kitten sailed through the air out of sight.

Rabbi Bloom immediately went looking for his kitten. He asked everyone he saw if they'd seen a little kitten, but none had. He was very sad it had gone, it had become good company.

Some days later, he met Freda in the deli and was surprised to see some cat food in her basket - he knew she hated cats.

"Freda, why are you buying cat food when you hate cats?" he asked.

"You won't believe me, Rabbi," she replied. "My daughter Sarah had been begging me for weeks to buy her a cat, but I kept on refusing. A few days ago, Sarah nagged me yet again, and I told her that if God gives her a cat, she could keep it. I watched Sarah go out into the garden, look up to the sky, and ask God for a cat. Really, Rabbi, I know you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A cat suddenly came flying out of the sky ..."

Hi {{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}} Yes i have some candy left....oh well it is kind tht i like so i will eat it slowly....Love the joke....so cute

 

[MaryBears]

Can Someone tell me if this makes my ass look big

 

[MaryBears]

Any one want to be my best buds....Hehe

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Any one want to be my best buds....Hehe

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME




HELLO MARY

 

[MaryBears]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME




HELLO MARY

Hello Frenchie.......Your already my best bud....

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hello Frenchie.......Your already my best bud....

THATS GOOD, COZ YOU ARE MINE

 

[Jaybird3]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5.

If that wasn't bad enough, Husband 1.0 then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should
automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly 3.1.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support