The Bears Den

[catsr2wild]

((((((((((((((Cats))))))))))))))))))) Good evening....Don't work to hard.......Oh tell Shreik that I still need help with the elevated leg....

I think someone wore him out he's asleep on the couch....but I will be sure to let him know...

 

[MaryBears]

I think someone wore him out he's asleep on the couch....but I will be sure to let him know...

wonder who wore him out

 

[Missingmeds]

A little something or two to make you laugh.

PREGNANCY Q & A !

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day..
WE ALL NEED TO SMILE !!!

 

[Missingmeds]

Now for one to ponder on.

" THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE"

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices ever y day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..

"And that person was me.".....
Please don't keep this message
to yourself.....send it to those
who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..

 

[Shreik]

Great ones mm

 

[MaryBears]

Now for one to ponder on.

" THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE"

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices ever y day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..

"And that person was me.".....
Please don't keep this message
to yourself.....send it to those
who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..

Thanks Missing.....I am so glad you shared those.......I needed a chuckle.....Hope all is well for you...

 

[Missingmeds]

I like the ones that give one something to think about the most Shreik.

The funny ones usually make me giggle.

 

[Shreik]

I understand so what you think the fat man

 

[Missingmeds]

I think that Shreik is not who you look like. I think that you look like a warm, sensual person who enjoys life.

 

[Shreik]

so am I eligible enough to pass your standards or did i fail.

 

[Missingmeds]

Very eligible by my standards....

 

[Shreik]

Yahoo Yippee yummy and lots of licks

 

[Missingmeds]

Okay Shreik where is your av? You have enough posts for one now.

 

[MaryBears]

Okay Shreik where is your av? You have enough posts for one now.

YES he needs an AV that will make all the gals horny

 

[Shreik]

if not horny because i use my mind and tongue for horny may i choose something corny

 

[MaryBears]

if not horny because i use my mind and tongue for horny may i choose something corny

hun use what ever you wish...

 

[Puddin36]

Hello to everyone here at the Den. So nice to see some new names here. Hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend.




Warm Snuggles to all...........Puddin

 

[Shreik]

thank you puddin had a great weekend

 

[bra_man69]

 

[MaryBears]

Hello to everyone here at the Den. So nice to see some new names here. Hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend.




Warm Snuggles to all...........Puddin

(((((((((((((((((((Puddin))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I have so very much missed you....Welcome back home to the den....

 

[MaryBears]

Hello Bra_man

 

[Puddin36]

(((((((((((((((((((Puddin))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I have so very much missed you....Welcome back home to the den....

{{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}} I have missed you as well. I have missed everyone. Thanks for the warm welcome home.


Warm Snuggles to all..........Puddin

 

[bra_man69]

hey sweety how you ben

hope i did not make you mad on that other thread

o here you go puddin

 

[MaryBears]

hey sweety how you ben

hope i did not make you mad on that other thread

o here you go puddin

I am doing as good as i can be.....


I am like totally lost tonight....I am just skimming over the threads if i see something I want to respond to I do....

 

[bra_man69]

i think i kicked a bees box in which it fell over