The Bears Den

[MaryBears]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package
of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the
conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind
her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be
single."



The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since she was indeed single. She looked at her six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.



Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"



The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

[minnie179]

OMG - how did you find my life's story? just kidding

that was just a really mean drunk......may he get a hold of some bad liquor

 

[MaryBears]

OMG - how did you find my life's story? just kidding

that was just a really mean drunk......may he get a hold of some bad liquor

Hey Minnie......Thanks for stopping in.....I do hope you will enjoy your stay and pop in frequently.....Have a wonderful Valentine's Evening

 

[minnie179]

thank you for the warm welcome.....

Happy Day to you tooo

 

[catsr2wild]

OMG - how did you find my life's story? just kidding

that was just a really mean drunk......may he get a hold of some bad liquor

Hi Minnie and welcome... Hi Mary and thanks for all the giggles, Blue Dolphin, nice thread you got going over there....hope its been a great Valentines Day for everyone and Mary, keep resting that leg...

 

[MaryBears]

Hi Minnie and welcome... Hi Mary and thanks for all the giggles, Blue Dolphin, nice thread you got going over there....hope its been a great Valentines Day for everyone and Mary, keep resting that leg...

((((((((((((Cats))))))))))))))))))))) i am resting it now....got it propped on a chair......I will take good care of it cause I know without my legs I will be in so serious trouble

 

[kayte]

Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}

Hope your day is a grand and glorious one darlin.

 

[kayte]

Me in the morning....

A Prayer Upon Waking

Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.

I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of that!

But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help.

Thank you! Amen.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Re: Me in the morning....

Good morning Mary

Morning sexy kayte

mmm
nice here isnt it

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Re: Me in the morning....

A Prayer Upon Waking

Dear God, so far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, and I haven't lost my temper.

I haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I'm really glad of that!

But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help.

Thank you! Amen.

Might not be God, but happy to keep you in the bed

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Me in the morning....

Good morning Mary

Morning sexy kayte

mmm
nice here isnt it

Morning {{{{BD}}}}}}}}} Nice to see you here you cutie!!

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Me in the morning....

Might not be God, but happy to keep you in the bed

Leaping back in bed, snuggling with BD.

 

[kayte]

Hi Minnie and welcome... Hi Mary and thanks for all the giggles, Blue Dolphin, nice thread you got going over there....hope its been a great Valentines Day for everyone and Mary, keep resting that leg...

Good morning {{{{{cats}}}}}

So, when are you going to drop it at BDs? It is a really wonderful place.

Have a fabulous day!!!

 

[kayte]

OMG - how did you find my life's story? just kidding

that was just a really mean drunk......may he get a hold of some bad liquor

Hi minnie ~ Nice to meet you. Mary's thread is such a fun place. Hope to see you here often.

I noticed your location. Did you get all that surprise snow that has made the news, even in WI? Please take care!!!

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Re: Re: Re: Me in the morning....

Leaping back in bed, snuggling with BD.

snuggling up with kayt. and pulling the covers over us

na na nanana

 

[Shreik]

some guys seem to have all the fun

 

[minnie179]

I missed the snow....we had one night of it and it was gone by noon....my grandparents on the other hand had about 8 inches....


snuggling under a blanket in front of a fire.....where can i sign up for that....

 

[Blue Dolphin]

I missed the snow....we had one night of it and it was gone by noon....my grandparents on the other hand had about 8 inches....


snuggling under a blanket in front of a fire.....where can i sign up for that....

waves to Minnie

hi TX from England
the blanket is so soft

 

[minnie179]

sniff sniff, just rub it in why don't ya.....

fine, i will go make up my lonely bed and crawl under the covers by myself.....well maybe i will play with my kitty.....


OMG....dirty minded people, the CAT....not that.....

 

[Blue Dolphin]

sniff sniff, just rub it in why don't ya.....

fine, i will go make up my lonely bed and crawl under the covers by myself.....well maybe i will play with my kitty.....


OMG....dirty minded people, the CAT....not that.....

what else Minnie
I have no idea
but
I do know there is room under my blanket
should you be inclined to join me

 

[minnie179]

mmm, now to just find my way across the pond and under your blanket

 

[Blue Dolphin]

mmm, now to just find my way across the pond and under your blanket

just head out to the east dahlin
y`all find me, or I will find you

 

[minnie179]

just head out to the east dahlin
y`all find me, or I will find you

why dont you just send the private jet on over to Texas for me....and make sure it is well STOCKED

 

[Blue Dolphin]

why dont you just send the private jet on over to Texas for me....and make sure it is well STOCKED

Maybe I can load it up
and make a personal delivery ma`am

all in the service

 

[minnie179]

Maybe I can load it up
and make a personal delivery ma`am

all in the service

personal deliveries....mmmm, will that be SPECIAL?